You may have heard how the tradition of having a fairy on the tree started but here goes
It was two weeks to christmas and Santa was in a Baaad mood;
Rudolf had humped all the reindeer and they were too pregnant to pull the sleigh which had just failed the annual safety check! His insurance had doubled as his reindeers wernt ozone freindly, the elves had gone on stike for longer holidays, Mrs Claus had informed him that he wasnt getting any ever again cos his Honda had leaked all its oil everywhere, his toast was burnt, his coffee cold and the cat had crapped in his boots.
Just as he puts the phone down on the income tax man telling him he is going to be investigated the door bell rings so he stomps over to the door and flings it open---- Stood there is the Christmas Fairy with a pretty green tree in her hand " Hi there Santa" she burbled " i have brought you this tree to decorate your house and give you some cheer"
" YOU KNOW WHERE YOU CAN SHOVE THAT!"
