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Offline Gordon

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Wow! I know what I'm getting my wife for Christmas!!
« on: October 30, 2009, 01:49:00 PM »
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Re: Wow! I know what I'm getting my wife for Christmas!!
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2009, 02:39:53 PM »
Probably OK, but my browser flagged this and wouldn't open it without me explicitly saying I wanted to.

So, what's behind the door?  ;D
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Re: Wow! I know what I'm getting my wife for Christmas!!
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2009, 04:20:34 PM »
And only $19.95!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Wow! I know what I'm getting my wife for Christmas!!
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2009, 04:31:48 PM »



she'll give the BEST handjobs EVER!
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Re: Wow! I know what I'm getting my wife for Christmas!!
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2009, 06:08:01 PM »
Hmmm... work without work.

I'll buy that for a dollar!!  ;D
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Re: Wow! I know what I'm getting my wife for Christmas!!
« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2009, 07:08:19 PM »
Jon Stewart found this the other night, a;though the clip he had was men.  One of them actually said that he knew he was getting a workout because he had perspiration on his face!!!
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Re: Wow! I know what I'm getting my wife for Christmas!!
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2009, 01:29:50 AM »
Watch out for the gravy :o :o
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Re: Wow! I know what I'm getting my wife for Christmas!!
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2009, 11:15:26 PM »
Does it squirt something to known you're finished?
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Re: Wow! I know what I'm getting my wife for Christmas!!
« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2009, 08:02:40 AM »
Quote from: Industrial Cafe on October 30, 2009, 04:31:48 PM
she'll give the BEST handjobs EVER!

Yes, that's the joke that's funnier when you don't come right out and say it.
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Re: Wow! I know what I'm getting my wife for Christmas!!
« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2009, 08:17:22 AM »
hey laminar, guess what? shut the #$%* up.
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Re: Wow! I know what I'm getting my wife for Christmas!!
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2009, 01:03:15 AM »
Quote from: Industrial Cafe on November 08, 2009, 08:17:22 AM
hey laminar, guess what? shut the #$%* up.
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Re: Wow! I know what I'm getting my wife for Christmas!!
« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2009, 02:44:27 PM »
Quote from: mrblasty on November 11, 2009, 01:03:15 AM
Quote from: Industrial Cafe on November 08, 2009, 08:17:22 AM
hey laminar, guess what? shut the #$%* up.
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I forgot to add the stupid smileys
 :D :D :D :D :D

there.
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Re: Wow! I know what I'm getting my wife for Christmas!!
« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2009, 03:37:44 PM »
you mean like this :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'( :-* :-\ :-X :-[ :P ::) ??? 8) :o :( >:( ;D :D ;) :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'( :-* :-\ :-X :-[ :P ::) ??? 8) :o :( >:( ;D :D ;) :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'( :-* :-\ :-X :-[ :P ::) ??? 8) :o :( >:( ;D :D ;) :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'( :-* :-\ :-X :-[ :P ::) ??? 8) :o :( >:( ;D :D ;) :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'( :-*
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Re: Wow! I know what I'm getting my wife for Christmas!!
« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2009, 06:32:18 PM »
yeah, I say alot of things in person in funny ways, but they don't translate in text
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Re: Wow! I know what I'm getting my wife for Christmas!!
« Reply #14 on: November 12, 2009, 10:28:43 PM »
Well I've to say it shows the proper way to burp the baby...  But does it teach them how to take the groceries?
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Re: Wow! I know what I'm getting my wife for Christmas!!
« Reply #15 on: November 13, 2009, 05:30:28 AM »
HAHAH!!

 BURP A BABY!!!   is that what you call it after you have kids?!
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