This is the lyrics from a song thar we get to hear occasionally on the Bob and Tom Morning show. It's a song by Paul Thorn
Link to the tune
www.reedsburg-photography.com/downloads/Bob and Tom - It's A Great Day To Whoop Somebody's Ass (Paul Thorn).mp3
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Have you ever had one of those days?
When nothing goes right
Your wife starts #$%*’in about whatever it was she was #$%*’in about last night
So you escape into the bathroom
Just to sit there on your throne
But after you finish your business
The toilet papers gone
Well it’s great day for me to whoop somebody’s ass
It’s a bad day
So you better get off my back
You might get cole cocked
If you cross my path
Cause it’s great day for me to whoop somebody’s ass
Well I was running late for work
So I poured some me some coffee to go
And just before I had a flat tire
I spilled it all over my clothes
When the Highway Patrolman pulled up
I thought that help was on the way…..
But when he saw the tire tool in my hand he shot me with pepper spray.
Well it’s great day for me to whoop somebody’s ass
It’s a bad day
So you better get off my back
You might get cole cocked
If you cross my path
Cause it’s great day for me to whoop somebody’s ass
When I finally made it to work
I was 15 minutes late
I told my boss about the flat tire
But he fired me anyway
So here I am out in the parking lot
Just by his car man
Gonna give him a goodbye present he never will forget
it’s great day for me to whoop somebody’s ass
It’s a bad day
So you better get off my back
You might get cole cocked
If you cross my path
Cause it’s great day for me to whoop somebody’s ass
