Topic: How to get out of a speeding ticket on your bike.

[Gorms]

This guy is awesome.  The end is the best.
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[Steve F]

What a dope. 

[Bob Wessner]

What a dope. 

You're too kind. 

[myhondas]

I would call him a total a$$hole but that is much too kind....or another way to look at it is this....I am trying to see his point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my a$$.

[ColinMc]

LOL! The end was the best part....oh and that he "regularly" goes over 200mph...IF that were true that's gotta be an interesting speed to hit with a bandana for a helmet.

[750goes]

I think he's fallen off too many times already - should have a clown suit on...lmao

The judge was way too kind.

[Hasenkopf]

    (dumps it in parking lot)      WOW ! I want to be that cool when I grow up !!     lol.

[Steve F]

    (dumps it in parking lot)      WOW ! I want to be that cool when I grow up !!     lol.

I think you will have a chance to grow up where that idiot will NEVER grow up.  He actually thought the judge would buy his "I was being chased by car loads of girls and had to get away" excuse    ... has to be a self nomination for the Darwin awards.

[333]

What did I miss?  There is no link or anything.

[Industrial Cafe]

What did I miss?  There is no link or anything.

it's a youtube video, and it's the best example of an old gixxer douche I've ever seen.
                   I love how he dumps it in the end.
he is anti-cool.

[Hope]

dumbass.  Perfect end when he dumped it.  What an ass.

[medic09]

So googled the guy, not sure why.  The judge said his name clearly, so I tried it.

He's a way bigger piece of work than the clear stupidity he displays on that video.

http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/flyer.do?personId=57147


Florida Department of Law Enforcement - Sexual Offender / Predator Flyer

VERNON R WARD
Date Of Photo: 06/19/2009

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Designation:   Sexual Offender
Name:   VERNON R WARD
Status:   Supervised - US Probation
Department of Corrections #:   606986
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Date of Birth:   05/18/1965
Race :   White
Sex:   Male
Hair:   Brown
Eyes:   Green
Height:   5'03"
Weight:   170 lbs
WARD is registered as a Sexual Offender.
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SHORTY WARD, RAYMOND WOODS, RAYMOND DOUGLAS WOODS, RICHARD GRANT SPIVEY, VERNON WARD, VERNON RAYMOND, VERNON RAYMOND WARD
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4051 N Ocean Blvd Apt 302A
Fort Lauderdale, FL 33308-6454
Broward COUNTY   Source: Dept. of Highway Safety and Motor Vehicle
Received: 06/20/2009
Type of Address: Permanent   
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05/22/2001   SEX OFFENSE, OTHER STATE (RECEIPT OF MATERIAL BY MAIL, INVOLVING THE SEXUAL EXPLOITATION OF CHILDREN)   1-00CR06283-001   FEDERAL, FL   Guilty/convict
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[Gorms]

His address is listed.  Maybe we can send him a letter.

[Industrial Cafe]

wow.

[bucky katt]

dumbass

[1timduke]

What an idiot!   Let's hope it never breeds!

-Tim

[Ecosse]

what a first rate loser. something tells me he's not seen 200mph.