Topic: Terry...Vegemite is in the house!!!

[Terry in Australia]

Umm, I must try that, I assume you mean fried egg?

Fried, poached, scrambled or boiled, it doesn't matter Jimmy, add some vegemite (not that other muck) and it'll taste like an angel crapping on your tongue! Cheers, Terry.

[Jim Shea]

Thanks Terry,
I am not sure that angel crap tastes much better than ordinary crap; does it?

[Terry in Australia]

Thanks Terry,
I am not sure that angel crap tastes much better than ordinary crap; does it?

It's like a cross between Elle McPhersons left tit, and the finest Irish whisky mate!

[Jim Shea]

You chaps certainly do have some interesting food products available to you. Do you have special delis where you can get these things?
Be careful, Cheapo will be asking you how much the posatge would be!! 

[terrypart2]

Listen to me, you #$%*, I told you that it was over between us! I never meant to have any kind of relationship with you,   

You see how he treats me in front of his friends?!   But when we're alone he's so gentle and caring as he falls over, naked, wearing those gumboots, with a massive erection.

[Jim Shea]

You know why they put a sheep on the ege of a cliff before 'love making'??

[Terry in Australia]

You know why they put a sheep on the ege of a cliff before 'love making'??

Sounds like a good idea Jimmy, "Hey Baaa-be, let's go for a walk up to the top of that cliff over there!" 

[Jim Shea]

I said a sheep, not me! although it is tempting??

[clarkjh]

 

[ElCheapo]

"Terry the Impaler" 

[Terry in Australia]

Stop it you guys, that sheep is a lying #$%*!