This thread could go on for ever or until you throw up.
How about this:
I was a mechanic at a dealership.
The first Honda 250 scrambler arrived and was a beautiful metallic red.
It was there for 3 or 4 hours, then a person came in and took it for a test ride.
He did not come back by dark.
The next morning when I came into work the motorcycle was in the shop by the big roll up door.
It was hardly recognizable as a motorcycle.
He wrapped around a palm tree at around 100mph.
A week or two later the guy walks in the shop on crutches!!! WOW
All the mechanics were amazed he was still alive.