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Offline Magpie

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A drunk in a biker bar..............
« on: November 22, 2009, 03:51:37 PM »
An oldie but a goodie...........

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over,  looks the biggest, meanest biker in the face and says:


 'I went by  your grandma's house today and  I saw her in the hallway buck naked.
 Man, she is one fine looking woman!'


  The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word.

 
 His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would
fight at the drop of a hat.

 The drunk leans on the table again and says:

 'I got it on with your grandma and she is good,
  The best I ever had!'
 

 The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad, but the
biker still says nothing.
 
The drunk leans on the table one more time and says,
  'I'll tell you something else, boy, Your grandma liked it!'

At this point the biker stands up,takes the
drunk by the shoulders, looks him
square in the eyes and says....................

 

 'Grandpa;....... Go home!  You're drunk.

Offline jbrick28

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Re: A drunk in a biker bar..............
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2009, 05:32:41 PM »
that was amazing.....
just cause i talk slow dont mean im stupid

Offline 74cb750

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Re: A drunk in a biker bar..............
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2009, 01:42:11 PM »
ugh! ???
Laugh at least once a day.
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Offline toycollector10

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Re: A drunk in a biker bar..............
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2009, 09:20:02 PM »
A truck driver, drives a big rig, walks into the wrong bar. Gets pushed and shoved around by a bunch of bikers boys. #$%*-slap him and all, so he does a runner and just gets away.

The biker leader says "Well, he wasn't much of a fighter, much of a man, was he barkeeper"?

And the barkeeper says, "No he wasn't, was he, and he's not much of a driver either, he's just backed over a line-up of Harleys' parked outside"      ;D
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Offline wardenerd

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Re: A drunk in a biker bar..............
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2009, 07:11:55 AM »
an old woman decides to join a biker gang.  She goes to the club house kicks open the door and demands membership.  The first biker humors her since he misses his late grandmother.  Can you cuss we are a dirty mouth bunch. f you pencil neck she re[lies.  he is replaced by the next guy.  Can you drink?  She picks up his jim beam and drinks the bottle to the last drop.  The third guy says, Have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz?
No she answers....but my third husband slung me around by my tits a couple of times.

She is now the club Vice Presisdent.