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Offline Hush

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My favorite T shirt
« on: November 23, 2009, 06:03:18 PM »
 ;D
I think the thing I most like about motorcycling is the speed at which my brain must process information at to avoid the numb skulls who are eating pies, playing the ukulele, applying make-up etc in the comfort of their airconditioned armchairs as they make random attempts to kill me!!!!!!!

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Re: My favorite T shirt
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2009, 08:24:11 PM »
I always liked to play the movie Deliverance the night before we would go on our summer float trips in the Ozarks. Ah, good times ;)

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Re: My favorite T shirt
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2009, 09:06:05 PM »
My favorite T Shirt:

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« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2009, 10:18:21 PM »
And some more. ;D
I think the thing I most like about motorcycling is the speed at which my brain must process information at to avoid the numb skulls who are eating pies, playing the ukulele, applying make-up etc in the comfort of their airconditioned armchairs as they make random attempts to kill me!!!!!!!

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Re: My favorite T shirt
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2009, 01:38:08 AM »
But wait! there's more. ;D
I think the thing I most like about motorcycling is the speed at which my brain must process information at to avoid the numb skulls who are eating pies, playing the ukulele, applying make-up etc in the comfort of their airconditioned armchairs as they make random attempts to kill me!!!!!!!

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Re: My favorite T shirt
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2009, 02:39:25 AM »
The best one i ever saw was worn by a biker and it said.

ORAL SEX......
A TASTE OF THINGS TO COME

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Re: My favorite T shirt
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2009, 12:09:53 PM »
I wanted the one that said I EAT PUSSY LIKE A FAT KID EATS CAKE but for some reason my partner wouldn't let me have it? :D
I think the thing I most like about motorcycling is the speed at which my brain must process information at to avoid the numb skulls who are eating pies, playing the ukulele, applying make-up etc in the comfort of their airconditioned armchairs as they make random attempts to kill me!!!!!!!

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Re: My favorite T shirt
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2009, 12:19:45 PM »
Can't show the photo as I have lost it...........

But it was on the back of a woman at Sturgis. She was wearing black leather thong and chaps, along with the T-Shirt.  It Read

"What are you looking at...
...it's not going to lick itself"

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Re: My favorite T shirt
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2009, 03:50:40 PM »
A big biker came into the shop today had a shirt that said

There are 1000's of battered women in the world...

... all this time I've been eating them plain

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Re: My favorite T shirt
« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2009, 06:33:00 AM »
I remember seeing a shirt that had a figure on it missing the head and and beside the figure is said, Needs. Needs head! Always wanted to get that one!.

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Re: My favorite T shirt
« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2009, 08:09:57 AM »
For the Canadian group:

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Re: My favorite T shirt
« Reply #11 on: November 25, 2009, 12:39:21 PM »
Someone at RIT when I went there I always saw wearing a shirt that on the front said:

"There is a picture of two people f*cking on the back of this shirt"

On the back it said:

"Just kidding! Jesus loves you!"
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Re: My favorite T shirt
« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2009, 03:50:35 PM »
That one can be found on tshirthell.com

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Re: My favorite T shirt
« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2009, 06:30:02 AM »
My favorite was the "I'm with stupid" shirts, but the person was alone.   

Or the ones, "Bikers are so horny that even the crack of dawn isn't safe"...

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Re: My favorite T shirt
« Reply #14 on: November 28, 2009, 12:02:06 AM »
My buddy has a shirt that read " Tell your boobs to quit looking at my eyes"
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Re: My favorite T shirt
« Reply #15 on: November 28, 2009, 02:48:25 AM »
I still like what was on an old baseball cap of mine;
"Lead, Follow, or get the Hell out of my way"

It always comes to mind when on a two lane road.

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Re: My favorite T shirt
« Reply #16 on: November 28, 2009, 03:09:30 PM »
How about, "Sit down. shut up, and hang on!!"

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Re: My favorite T shirt
« Reply #17 on: November 28, 2009, 03:25:55 PM »
Best one I've seen lately said "If loud pipes save lives, just imagine what learning to ride that thing might do!"

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Re: My favorite T shirt
« Reply #18 on: November 28, 2009, 06:18:02 PM »
Best one I've seen lately said "If loud pipes save lives, just imagine what learning to ride that thing might do!"


LOL, love that one.  I need to get that put on a patch. ;D

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Re: My favorite T shirt
« Reply #19 on: November 29, 2009, 10:06:58 AM »
For the Canadian group:

She makes 2 good points there!

 ;D What?
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Re: My favorite T shirt
« Reply #20 on: November 29, 2009, 03:22:13 PM »
Or the t-shirt that is made for toddlers.

'All daddy wanted was a blow job'

And the other that reads.

'Daddy drinks, because I cry'
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Re: My favorite T shirt
« Reply #21 on: November 29, 2009, 09:18:48 PM »
"God was my Copilot"

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Re: My favorite T shirt
« Reply #22 on: November 29, 2009, 09:38:54 PM »
Wish I had a picture of the one I saw on a lovely young endowed thing up at the Oshkosh Fly in....Front was white with two propellers and in the center was the wording...."NO HAND PROPPING"
The back was red with white lettering saying...."REMOVE BEFORE FLIGHT"

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Re: My favorite T shirt
« Reply #23 on: December 01, 2009, 04:12:10 AM »
"God was my Copilot"

"But we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him"

Thanks for that  ;D  I just got coffee on my keyboard.
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Re: My favorite T shirt
« Reply #24 on: December 01, 2009, 09:58:50 AM »
Best one I've seen lately said "If loud pipes save lives, just imagine what learning to ride that thing might do!"


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