A woman walks into her usual pharmacy only to find it has been refurbished since her last visit. She wanders around searching the shelves for ages until the pharmacist comes to her and asks "Can I help you with something?"
She replies "Well yes. Where have you put the bottom deodorant?"
Pharmacist says "I don't believe I've ever stocked that product madam."
"I always buy it here" she insists.
"Have you got an old container?" he asks.
The woman searches through her handbag and pulls out an old deodorant stick.
"See?" she said. "It says here to remove lid & push up bottom to apply."
