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Offline Hush

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NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH
« on: November 21, 2009, 12:19:05 AM »


A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an
Animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her
Attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.'

The lady can't take this any more, 'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,'
She retorted indignantly. In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.'

Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. 'Who talkin'abouta sex?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '.'

$20.00 says you're gonna read this again
I think the thing I most like about motorcycling is the speed at which my brain must process information at to avoid the numb skulls who are eating pies, playing the ukulele, applying make-up etc in the comfort of their airconditioned armchairs as they make random attempts to kill me!!!!!!!

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Re: NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2009, 12:27:10 AM »
HAHAHAHAHA  ;D

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Re: NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2009, 06:46:24 PM »
HA!   

And I owe you $20.00!

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Re: NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2009, 07:40:25 PM »
HA!   

And I owe you $20.00!

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Re: NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2009, 08:05:27 PM »
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Re: NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2009, 10:43:03 AM »
You're getting richer by the hour, hush. What's your bank account number, sort code and pin number so's I can transfer the $20?? ;) ;) ;)

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Re: NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2009, 12:21:37 PM »
 :D :D :D :D :D

another 20 spot here too.
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Re: NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2009, 02:37:13 PM »
Another 20 from me...but i'll send you a cashiers check for $2,020.00 and you send me 1200 back but can keep the rest...ok? It'll be from a Nigerian bank account though if that's ok.
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Re: NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2009, 03:30:32 PM »
Another 20 from me...but i'll send you a cashiers check for $2,020.00 and you send me 1200 back but can keep the rest...ok? It'll be from a Nigerian bank account though if that's ok.

now why didn't i think of that?

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Re: NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2009, 02:24:23 PM »
aassaa I
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