Author Topic: Confucius say (Read 9977 times)

Hush · « **on:** December 14, 2009, 05:10:59 PM »

Confucius say, always treat your woman like vacuum cleaner, when she stops sucking change bag!

Johnie · « **Reply #1 on:** December 14, 2009, 05:49:19 PM »

Confucius say, "man who cut fart in church sit in own pew!!!"

Retro Rocket · « **Reply #2 on:** December 14, 2009, 07:25:06 PM »

Confucius say, man with dick on head can't see for nuts....

Mick

mick7504 · « **Reply #3 on:** December 14, 2009, 08:04:31 PM »

Confucious Say: State of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.

Johnie · « **Reply #4 on:** December 14, 2009, 09:00:17 PM »

Confucious say: man who go to bed with peanut butter and jelly sandwich wake up with ass in jam.

Steve F · « **Reply #5 on:** December 15, 2009, 04:19:22 AM »

Confucius say, Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to bang cock.

Johnie · « **Reply #6 on:** December 15, 2009, 04:32:08 AM »

Confuscious say: man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.

Hush · « **Reply #7 on:** December 15, 2009, 12:11:06 PM »

Confucius say: Man who go to bed with problem on mind wake up with solution on stomach.

BobbyR · « **Reply #8 on:** December 15, 2009, 12:21:12 PM »

Confucius say: Woman flying upside down will have crack up.

Retro Rocket · « **Reply #9 on:** December 15, 2009, 02:20:37 PM »

Confucius say: woman who lie naked in post office, likely to get male in box....

Mick

gmonkey · « **Reply #10 on:** December 28, 2009, 09:05:09 AM »

Confucius say, man who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.

Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano but wise man give wife upright organ.

Confucius say, man standing on toilet high on pot.

Flying J · « **Reply #11 on:** December 28, 2009, 07:10:10 PM »

Confucius say, Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Confucius say, Man who run in front of car get tired.

Confucius say, Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Jonesy · « **Reply #12 on:** January 01, 2010, 09:12:30 AM »

Confucius say, virginity like balloon; one prick, all gone.

Confucius say, crowded elevator always smell different to midget.

Confucius say, baseball all wrong -- man with four balls cannot walk.

Confucius say, woman laid in tomb may soon become mummy.

Hush · « **Reply #13 on:** January 01, 2010, 12:32:35 PM »

Confucius say, No such thing as rape! Man with trousers down not run as fast as woman with skirt up!

Retro Rocket · « **Reply #14 on:** January 01, 2010, 03:16:35 PM »

Confucius say, womens underwear not best thing in world, but next to best thing in world.....

Mick

MickeyX · « **Reply #15 on:** January 01, 2010, 03:28:47 PM »

Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep #$%*.

Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

Jonesy · « **Reply #16 on:** January 02, 2010, 06:52:41 AM »

Confucius say, man who drop watch in toilet have sh*tty time...

mick7504 · « **Reply #17 on:** February 14, 2010, 07:59:43 PM »

Confucius Say

If you can't find the book you want

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sangyo soichiro · « **Reply #18 on:** February 14, 2010, 08:16:16 PM »

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

Mille44 · « **Reply #19 on:** February 18, 2010, 12:54:23 PM »

It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

Damfino · « **Reply #20 on:** February 18, 2010, 02:14:05 PM »

Confucius Say
Man with five dicks will have pants that fit like a glove.

Confucius Say
Masturbation is a solo played on a private organ.

Confucius Say
A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.

Confucius Say
The best time to go to the dentist is tooth hurty.

Don R · « **Reply #21 on:** February 18, 2010, 09:50:42 PM »

Man without toilet have no where to go.

Retro Rocket · « **Reply #22 on:** February 19, 2010, 03:03:00 AM »

Confucius say.......women are like clouds
Eventually they fu*k off and its a really nice day.

Mick

gmonkey · « **Reply #23 on:** February 19, 2010, 04:24:27 PM »

Confucious say, man who fishes in another man's well catch crabs.

the technological J · « **Reply #24 on:** February 22, 2010, 07:11:35 PM »

BJ makes man's day anal makes hole weak

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Author Topic: Confucius say (Read 9977 times)