Topic: Politics only thread? Heck lets throw religion in there too...

[Inigo Montoya]

I think people should just make meringue pies! Leave the lemon out! I have to be different!

[BeSeeingYou]

Pie humor by B. Kliban

[bill440cars]

I just scrape off the meringue.   
mmmmm... lemony goodness!

   There ya go!

[bill440cars]

I think people should just make meringue pies! Leave the lemon out! I have to be different!

        That'd be alright, just send the lemon to ME! That way, YOU wouldn't have to deal with it! See how I try to help others. I'll even pay shipping.

[mlinder]

If a boat is sinking, can the same math applied to our political agendas concerning economic recovery be applied to the condition of the boat to have enough pressure to cause the leaks to jet over the side of the boat and therefore stay afloat? And if they do, is it the republicans or the democrats math which allows for this?
If the southern baptists say a prayer does it help, or do the athiests 'religion of self' cause it by sheer force of will? Which race is best for this endeavor, in the various combinations of left/right and religious/non-religious?

[MötleyRöx]

The Flying Spaghetti Monster will get me through this period of turmoil.

[Markcb750]

The Waco Kid:     

What did you expect? "Welcome sonny," "Make yourself at home," "Marry my daughter."

You've got to remember, that these are just simple farmers, these are people of the land, the common clay of the new west. You know . . . morons.


I keep looking for better guidance through the drift of the board tonight, but I keep coming back to Mel

[BobbyR]

[BeSeeingYou]

The Flying Spaghetti Monster will get me through this period of turmoil.

FSM rocks.  I too have been touched by his noodly appendage.

www.venganza.org/

[Nikkisixx]

Pie, cake, sinking boats and "flying spaghetti monsters" oh my!  No wonder y'all get yer panties in a bunch over "religeon-n-poltics".  I'm from the South - the shiny buckle in the bible belt girding the god loving loins of our great nation.  I vote cobbler, dammit! 

[vanillagorilla]

I'm from the South - the shiny buckle in the bible belt girding the god loving loins of our great nation.

God's chosen people!!! Or whoever you choose, I would HATE to offend anyone!!! No, no I wouldn't.

[vanillagorilla]

Oh and my granny made the best pies ever. Simple as hell too. Lemon or chocolate pudding with whip cream on top. Done. You're welcome.

[MötleyRöx]

FSM rocks.  I too have been touched by his noddley appendage.

The FSM will smite your ruins upon the mountainside if you continue to spell noodle wrong!
Get that through your noodle before its too late.  

[mlinder]

FSM rocks.  I too have been touched by his noddley appendage.

The FSM will smote your ruins upon the mountainside if you continue to spell noodle wrong!
Get that through your noodle before its too late.   

'will' is future-tense  and 'smote' is past-tense. Yo can't mix those up, otherwise FSM will smite you.

[MötleyRöx]

Good point... I copy pasted and didn't think about that.
Blame the wife... she said it.  

EDIT:  her excuse was that she was quoting LOTR.   

[BeSeeingYou]

Smiting averted.   The FSM is all powerful and forgiving.

[demon78]

Try Baba Rhums with good dark over proof Rum warmed and ice cream it makes you think there is a.
Bill the demon.