Johnny was talking to his travel agent.
Johnny tells the agent, "I am ready for a vacation. Only this year, I'm going to do it a little differently. The last few years, I have been taking your advice on where to go.
Three years ago you said go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and my wife Victoria got pregnant.
Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas and Victoria got pregnant again.
Last year you suggested Tahiti and Victoria once again got pregnant."
The travel agent asks Johnny "So, what are you going to do this year that is different?"
Johnny smiles and says, "This year I'm taking Victoria with me!"