i LOVE to shock my wife into speechlessness once in a while to keep her on her toes. i showered this afternoon and waltzed out of the bathroom singing the Oscar Myer Wiener song. and finished it by hopping sideways into the living room with arms and legs splayed. our pastor was here visiting. she usually will come in and tell me if someone is here because, well, i tend to do things like this for the hell of it (my dad gave me the exhibitionist gene i think) . well, i stood there for about half a second in total shock then ran like hell for the bedroom. Burt, out pastor laughed so hard i could hear him at the other end of the house, in the bedroom with the closed door, and my wife screaming bloody murder at me. life in my household is not often boring
