Author Topic: I did not need to know that..... (Read 3054 times)

rostosky750 · « **on:** December 29, 2009, 03:40:48 PM »

just found out what an "upper-decker" is and wished i hadn't.

Really? · « **Reply #1 on:** December 29, 2009, 03:41:27 PM »

Sounds like you should keep it to yourself too!

Ryan 550k · « **Reply #2 on:** December 29, 2009, 03:43:39 PM »

Quote from: rostosky750 on December 29, 2009, 03:40:48 PM

just found out what an "upper-decker" is and wished i hadn't.

HAHAHA! Also known as "goin up top" $:-\$

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #3 on:** December 29, 2009, 03:48:57 PM »

I would much rather get an upperdecker blumpkin whilst serving up an upperdecker.

Soos · « **Reply #4 on:** December 29, 2009, 04:08:57 PM »

OMFG...... I now now there IS a name for that.....
And I thought you were referring to baseball cards.

And yes a upperdecker blumpkin sounds WAY better than a upperdecker alone.

l8r

vanillagorilla · « **Reply #5 on:** December 29, 2009, 05:24:04 PM »

My favorite is "the pirate"...

tomsweb1 · « **Reply #6 on:** December 30, 2009, 11:01:05 PM »

good lord... I can't believe I'm asking this...

Just what is 'the pirate'

As far as the blumpkin goes, I'll take a regular BJ, thank you.

vanillagorilla · « **Reply #7 on:** December 31, 2009, 05:18:13 AM »

OK, so you are performing the act "doggy style".. You spit on your partner's back so that they assume you have finished. When they turn around you finish in their eye, then kick 'em in the shin. Thus causing them to hope around on one leg covering up one eye saying "Yarg".... Wanna hear about the rodeo???

ColinMc · « **Reply #8 on:** December 31, 2009, 05:58:37 AM »

Haha, Urban Dictionary rocks....I remember there was something involving a ceiling fan in one thing...

And I can't eat popeyes buttered biscuits without thinking about what that means on Urban Dictionary.

andy750 · « **Reply #9 on:** December 31, 2009, 09:02:13 AM »

Quote from: vanillagorilla on December 31, 2009, 05:18:13 AM

OK, so you are performing the act "doggy style".. You spit on your partner's back so that they assume you have finished. When they turn around you finish in their eye, then kick 'em in the shin. Thus causing them to hope around on one leg covering up one eye saying "Yarg".... Wanna hear about the rodeo???

Oh man that was too funny. Who the hell thinks these things up!!?? Now I am curious about the rodeo...

thanks for the laugh

Ryan 550k · « **Reply #10 on:** December 31, 2009, 11:27:57 AM »

Quote from: vanillagorilla on December 31, 2009, 05:18:13 AM

Wanna hear about the rodeo???

I DO! I DO!

seaweb11 · « **Reply #11 on:** December 31, 2009, 12:50:32 PM »

"when participating in love making with ones girlfriend in the "doggystyle" position, mention to her that you had participated in the same act with her sister (or best friend) the night before. As she tries to get away, you continue to hang on, like riding a bucking bronco. Stay on for 8 seconds and you're the winner."

this is hilarious

vanillagorilla · « **Reply #12 on:** December 31, 2009, 03:48:42 PM »

Spot on Seaweb11. I love that one... Never had the gonads enough to actually do it though. My lady is a spitfire. She may be 5ft2in but she has me scared!

Ryan 550k · « **Reply #13 on:** December 31, 2009, 04:23:10 PM »

Quote from: vanillagorilla on December 31, 2009, 03:48:42 PM

Spot on Seaweb11. I love that one... Never had the gonads enough to actually do it though. My lady is a spitfire. She may be 5ft2in but she has me scared!

Me too dude. I'm afraid if I tried that my girlfriend wouldn't give my penis BACK! She'd just clench and hold on until I said uncle

mlinder · « **Reply #14 on:** December 31, 2009, 04:26:22 PM »

I heard it a bit differently.

While making love to your wife/gf/whatever 'from behind', right before she reaches climax, insert your member into her posterier forcefully, and whisper in her ear her best friends name. Hold on for 8 seconds and win a trophy.

I cleaned up the language a bit, hope that's ok.

vanillagorilla · « **Reply #15 on:** December 31, 2009, 05:00:13 PM »

Quote from: R550 on December 31, 2009, 04:23:10 PM

Quote from: vanillagorilla on December 31, 2009, 03:48:42 PM
Spot on Seaweb11. I love that one... Never had the gonads enough to actually do it though. My lady is a spitfire. She may be 5ft2in but she has me scared!

Me too dude. I'm afraid if I tried that my girlfriend wouldn't give my penis BACK! She'd just clench and hold on until I said uncle

Well that's a neat trick...

And I think Mlinder had it right... Still either way would be a wild 8 sec...

tramp · « **Reply #16 on:** January 01, 2010, 08:15:45 AM »

bend her over in the shower and turn the cold water on and hang on for the ride
much safer than mentioning another womans name

Don R · « **Reply #17 on:** January 01, 2010, 09:03:04 PM »

mlinder thats dolphin sex, makes em go eh eh, eh eh, eh eh!

the technological J · « **Reply #18 on:** January 01, 2010, 09:53:14 PM »

is an upper deck the same as a snowball(for the people who've seen clerks) cause it something different here
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=upper%20deck

Ryan 550k · « **Reply #19 on:** January 01, 2010, 11:32:18 PM »

Quote from: Don R on January 01, 2010, 09:03:04 PM

mlinder thats dolphin sex, makes em go eh eh, eh eh, eh eh!

HAHAHA!!

333 · « **Reply #20 on:** January 02, 2010, 02:06:16 PM »

Cruising UrbanDictionary is hilarious. I highly recommend it.

Inigo Montoya · « **Reply #21 on:** January 02, 2010, 03:06:07 PM »

I was always partial to donkey punch and dirty sanchez

mcpuffett · « **Reply #22 on:** January 04, 2010, 09:29:19 AM »

inigo i just laughed my ass off

Inigo Montoya · « **Reply #23 on:** January 04, 2010, 07:27:25 PM »

You would love the angry dragon then!

vanillagorilla · « **Reply #24 on:** January 04, 2010, 07:53:02 PM »

I have an idea... but enlighten me. Oh wait just remembered... You tell it.

Inigo Montoya · « **Reply #25 on:** January 04, 2010, 10:16:55 PM »

How about if I just paste it!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=angry%20dragon

rostosky750 · « **Reply #26 on:** January 05, 2010, 06:11:55 PM »

I give you "The heinz repeating ovarian cannon"..........
(not in urban dictionary yet)
You push as many baked beans down your urethra as you dare ( I was frightened so I only managed sixteen first time) and then when you come you fire out the baked beans , "hence; heinz repeating ovarian cannon" counting of baked beans afterwards is a sensible precaution as any "unfired" beans may begin to deteriorate and produce worse knob smell than usual. Best to try this one out first time when sack is full, not recommended if you have just "cracked one off by hand" as there may not be enough power left for full ejection of all beans. Caution; do not use Green beans still in the pod.

vanillagorilla · « **Reply #27 on:** January 05, 2010, 07:12:00 PM »

Quote from: rostosky750 on January 05, 2010, 06:11:55 PM

I give you "The heinz repeating ovarian cannon"..........
(not in urban dictionary yet)
You push as many baked beans down your urethra as you dare ( I was frightened so I only managed sixteen first time) and then when you come you fire out the baked beans , "hence; heinz repeating ovarian cannon" counting of baked beans afterwards is a sensible precaution as any "unfired" beans may begin to deteriorate and produce worse knob smell than usual. Best to try this one out first time when sack is full, not recommended if you have just "cracked one off by hand" as there may not be enough power left for full ejection of all beans. Caution; do not use Green beans still in the pod.

You MUST be joking. You didn't really, did you???

rostosky750 · « **Reply #28 on:** January 06, 2010, 12:05:21 PM »

No, I didn't (sixteen really!) I don't know anyone who has either....( one would need a huge endowment for sixteen heinz baked beans but what a campfire/party trick.)
There will be someone who reads the post and thinks it a great idea and will go away and try it and probably report back with (a.) a good story of self abuse pleasure or (b.) a hospital appointment of embarrasing magnitude....either way should produce some laughs.

ColinMc · « **Reply #29 on:** January 06, 2010, 12:13:39 PM »

Quote from: Inigo Montoya on January 04, 2010, 10:16:55 PM

How about if I just paste it!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=angry%20dragon

Garr!! Urban Dictionary is blocked at work...I NEED to know what this is! lol

flybox1 · « **Reply #30 on:** January 06, 2010, 02:21:56 PM »

....and you say you want to hear these ideas set to some sick 80's hair-metal!

Check out Steel Panther.

Their song "The Shocker" comes to mind

peten · « **Reply #31 on:** January 06, 2010, 03:41:25 PM »

this is just plain nasty...so why am i laughing so hard?

Inigo Montoya · « **Reply #32 on:** January 06, 2010, 03:45:40 PM »

Because nasty is always funny when it happens to someone else!

rostosky750 · « **Reply #33 on:** January 07, 2010, 12:51:18 PM »

I was quietly hoping the "heinz repeating (self loading) ovarian cannon would indeed be tried out by someone else ,I , in all honesty cannot hope to risk this one "for the team" because I have a 12 gauge prince albert piercing in there....If I removed it first though I could actually regulate the pressure coming out much like one does when blowing a recorder with the "thumbhole" underneath that you can either leave open, half open, or closed.... I have reservations about my ability to make sure it is fully closed at the critical "sequence of bean launch imminent" moment, and would hate to have to go to the hospital myself and explain just how I came to have 11 baked beans left backing up to my bladder....and go into details concerning the analogy of pierced penises to recorders to young nurses with large breasts who may not be conversant with musical terminology and just see me as some sort of pervert that cannot just be satisfied with watching girls roll around in baked beans but has to be stupid and push some down his own johnson and then when it goes wrong ask for help...(young nurses with breasts do give me a very strong erection which would grip the beans,making removal stubborn.)

Ryan 550k · « **Reply #34 on:** January 07, 2010, 03:12:14 PM »

Quote from: rostosky750 on January 07, 2010, 12:51:18 PM

I was quietly hoping the "heinz repeating (self loading) ovarian cannon would indeed be tried out by someone else ,I , in all honesty cannot hope to risk this one "for the team" because I have a 12 gauge prince albert piercing in there....If I removed it first though I could actually regulate the pressure coming out much like one does when blowing a recorder with the "thumbhole" underneath that you can either leave open, half open, or closed.... I have reservations about my ability to make sure it is fully closed at the critical "sequence of bean launch imminent" moment, and would hate to have to go to the hospital myself and explain just how I came to have 11 baked beans left backing up to my bladder....and go into details concerning the analogy of pierced penises to recorders to young nurses with large breasts who may not be conversant with musical terminology and just see me as some sort of pervert that cannot just be satisfied with watching girls roll around in baked beans but has to be stupid and push some down his own johnson and then when it goes wrong ask for help...(young nurses with breasts do give me a very strong erection which would grip the beans,making removal stubborn.)

rostosky750 · « **Reply #35 on:** January 08, 2010, 01:44:12 PM »

The hilarity of the "cannon" overcame my ability to put just one word in italics and the post went slanty.(maybe the japanese have "been" using these cannons and its affected their eyes?

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