Author Topic: Brian's first thought of the morning (Read 2533 times)

Industrial Cafe · « **on:** January 03, 2010, 07:28:51 AM »

do you wear Ed Hardy?
if so I implore you to give it to your local clothing recycling brigade.

It's not cool. seriously.

after you're done, go to walmart or whatever and purchase a couple 3 packs of black shirts with that little pocket on the front.

thank you.

Quote from: Urban Dictionary

Ed Hardy consists of ridiculously low quality garments at a hideously jacked up price. No, people aren't jealous of Ed Hardy wearing Douchebags, they actually have better taste.

MötleyRöx · « **Reply #1 on:** January 03, 2010, 07:32:19 AM »

My wife wears the perfume (no it doesn't make her smell like Ed).
And, the art is great... So, I'm not listening to you.

But I don't have any of the clothes anyway.

Lenny55 · « **Reply #2 on:** January 03, 2010, 07:37:30 AM »

Ha ha ha ha. +1000

vanillagorilla · « **Reply #3 on:** January 03, 2010, 07:38:01 AM »

You left out the Affliction line of apparel. AND the flat brimmed hats. AND the Girl jeans on boys, AND the PINK anything... I am so glad I am unfashionable!!! I will keep my honda t shirts and jeans THAT FIT over all that metrosexual BS!!! BTW MY first thought was "Uh oh got to poop"!

Lenny55 · « **Reply #4 on:** January 03, 2010, 07:39:32 AM »

There's a facebook group related to this topic as well.

Industrial Cafe · « **Reply #5 on:** January 03, 2010, 07:50:00 AM »

Quote from: MötleyRöx on January 03, 2010, 07:32:19 AM

My wife wears the perfume (no it doesn't make her smell like Ed).
And, the art is great... So, I'm not listening to you.
But I don't have any of the clothes anyway.

that perfume does smell good. you got me there.
BUTT- the art is practically the same flash off every parlor wall in the world.
and his name is on everything in big yellow script.

and it's way overpriced.

bill440cars · « **Reply #6 on:** January 03, 2010, 07:54:11 AM »

Quote from: Industrial Cafe on January 03, 2010, 07:28:51 AM

do you wear Ed Hardy?
if so I implore you to give it to your local clothing recycling brigade.

It's not cool. seriously.

after you're done, go to walmart or whatever and purchase a couple 3 packs of black shirts with that little pocket on the front.

thank you.

Quote from: Urban Dictionary
Ed Hardy consists of ridiculously low quality garments at a hideously jacked up price. No, people aren't jealous of Ed Hardy wearing Douchebags, they actually have better taste.

Whoa! Sounds like THAT PLACE needs a "Reality Check" to say the least!

Industrial Cafe · « **Reply #7 on:** January 03, 2010, 08:03:09 AM »

bags of D

mlinder · « **Reply #8 on:** January 03, 2010, 08:13:02 AM »

WTF is Ed Hardy?

MötleyRöx · « **Reply #9 on:** January 03, 2010, 08:13:38 AM »

We also have the Ed Hardy pint glasses... those are pretty sweet.
As I do enjoy good flash art, I don't think Ed Hardy's is bad, just mainstream.
You're right about the giant logo, kinda looks like CAFE on the side of a cafe bike.

Industrial Cafe · « **Reply #10 on:** January 03, 2010, 08:16:31 AM »

Quote from: MötleyRöx on January 03, 2010, 08:13:38 AM

You're right about the giant logo, kinda looks like CAFE on the side of a cafe bike.

EXACTLY dude.

I think I'll put motorcycle on the side of my tank.

my78k · « **Reply #11 on:** January 03, 2010, 08:17:16 AM »

after I clicked the thread as it was loading I was hit with waves of panic!!! It hit me that this thread could very well be about...."morning wood"!!

Whew....glad I dodged a bullet there!

Oh and yeah I am a little past dressing in that kind of clothing.

Industrial Cafe · « **Reply #12 on:** January 03, 2010, 08:18:59 AM »

my old Honda Civic had CAR in huge letters on the back window.

and down the fender and drivers door it had
CAR
intake
muffler
ECU

I liked to make fun of ricers with their stupid sponsor stickers

Frankenkit · « **Reply #13 on:** January 03, 2010, 10:04:01 AM »

My first thought was "WTF am I getting up at 6 for?!"

+1000 on the Ed Hardy crap. They're ugly tattoos and even uglier clothes.

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #14 on:** January 03, 2010, 10:05:05 AM »

Same lame-types that want to overpay for clothes like Von Dutch.

Dosebags.

Frankenkit · « **Reply #15 on:** January 03, 2010, 10:10:13 AM »

Quote from: Industrial Cafe on January 03, 2010, 08:18:59 AM

my old Honda Civic had CAR in huge letters on the back window.

and down the fender and drivers door it had
CAR
intake
muffler
ECU

I liked to make fun of ricers with their stupid sponsor stickers

Brian, I really, really love that idea. Damn. If I could find a place that would make vinyl stickers, I'd get "CAR" "Intake" "Exhaust" etc etc all done in brand name-type fonts and designs.

I wonder who'd go in on that?

Industrial Cafe · « **Reply #16 on:** January 03, 2010, 10:12:46 AM »

I got mine done at a local vinyl sign store. 40 bucks for 12 stickers

Gordon · « **Reply #17 on:** January 03, 2010, 10:50:45 AM »

Quote from: Industrial Cafe on January 03, 2010, 07:28:51 AM

do you wear Ed Hardy?
if so I implore you to give it to your local clothing recycling brigade.

It's not cool. seriously.

after you're done, go to walmart or whatever and purchase a couple 3 packs of black shirts with that little pocket on the front.

Actually, I prefer them to continue wearing the Ed Hardy stuff. It makes a person easily identifiable as somebody I don't want to waste my time on.

Industrial Cafe · « **Reply #18 on:** January 03, 2010, 11:32:27 AM »

true.

I don't mind the novelty ed hardy stuff it's the clothing line that bothers me.

MötleyRöx · « **Reply #19 on:** January 03, 2010, 11:51:15 AM »

Quote from: Industrial Cafe on January 03, 2010, 11:32:27 AM

I don't mind the novelty ed hardy stuff it's the clothing line that bothers me.

Especially when someone wears that with two pairs of jeans and rolls one partially down... what the crap is that all about?

vanillagorilla · « **Reply #20 on:** January 03, 2010, 12:12:25 PM »

Quote from: MötleyRöx on January 03, 2010, 11:51:15 AM

Quote from: Industrial Cafe on January 03, 2010, 11:32:27 AM
I don't mind the novelty ed hardy stuff it's the clothing line that bothers me.
Especially when someone wears that with two pairs of jeans and rolls one partially down... what the crap is that all about?

That is one stupid ass kid. Thats what. My little brother is all about the Hollister stuff. At least that isn't quit as bad as the aformentioned stupid ass.

Frankenkit · « **Reply #21 on:** January 03, 2010, 01:08:01 PM »

Hollister and Aeropostale... Abercrombie and #$%*...

Jerry Rxman Griffin aka MuthaF'er · « **Reply #22 on:** January 03, 2010, 01:13:29 PM »

Ask the next kid you see wearing Hollister what it is all about! No clue but they MUST be cool

martin99 · « **Reply #23 on:** January 03, 2010, 01:21:50 PM »

Quote

Especially when someone wears that with two pairs of jeans and rolls one partially down... what the crap is that all about?

Here in old Blighty the lads just seem to be emerging from a particularly seminal sartorial phase whereby they wear their jeans so low you can see their balls as they walk - they look bloody ridiculous holding on to their belts with one hand and their cell phones with the other

. In comparison this seems quite tame - if my two very impressionable adolescent boys are going to make total di@#s of themselves, I'd rather they do it by showing a shin in public rather than their backsides

. Still very unnerving though. And who/what is Ed Hardy anyway?

Industrial Cafe · « **Reply #24 on:** January 03, 2010, 01:49:41 PM »

Quote from: oldskoolnuts on January 03, 2010, 01:21:50 PM

And who/what is Ed Hardy anyway?

absolutely nobody.

vanillagorilla · « **Reply #25 on:** January 03, 2010, 01:53:10 PM »

Its about as bad as when someone bought the rights to Von Dutch and started putting that on everything...

Industrial Cafe · « **Reply #26 on:** January 03, 2010, 02:14:28 PM »

exactly.
my wife got a Von Dutch shirt when they first came out. we said, "hey that' that pinstripe guy, cool he made a shirt with his name on it!"

then things got ugly.

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #27 on:** January 03, 2010, 02:15:31 PM »

And then you had to burn it.

Industrial Cafe · « **Reply #28 on:** January 03, 2010, 02:16:11 PM »

nah, it's hung up in the back of the closet, so we can say "remember when"

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