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Offline Hush

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Scottish humour
« on: December 18, 2009, 01:09:42 PM »

Did you hear about the thoughtful Scotsman who was heading out to the pub ? He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, 'Margaret - put your hat and coat on lassie.'
She replied, ' Awe Jock that's nice - are you taking me to the pub with you ?'
'Nah, Jock replied, I'm switching the central heating off while I'm oot.'
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Re: Scottish humour
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2009, 03:39:41 PM »
If she were cooking like she was supposed to the heat wouldn't have to be on.  ;)
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Re: Scottish humour
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2009, 05:19:17 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Scottish humour
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2010, 09:13:25 PM »
Quote from: HavocTurbo on December 18, 2009, 03:39:41 PM
If she were cooking like she was supposed to the heat wouldn't have to be on.  ;)
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Re: Scottish humour
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2010, 08:04:26 PM »
Scottish Humor

Two Scottish lads are chatting in the pub about the one bloke's wedding, which is rapidly coming up.
The groom-to-be says to his friend, "I think I'm going to have to wear a kilt for my wedding."
"Oh, aye? What's the tartan?" asked his friend.
"Oh she'll be dressed in white, I suppose."

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