Topic: good news at the doc today

[bucky katt]

well, i finally got my first prostate exam, decided to after BobbyR's experience and i'm good there. i have also lost 79 pounds since this date last year, 36 of them in the last 3 months! i didnt feel like i have but i got onto 2 seprate scales (which were both calibrated just this morning) 2 seperate times each and i am now back at 350 pounds! i've lost half the weight i put on after breaking my neck! i'm pretty pleased. this is the best day i've had in a while.

[Zaipai]

Well that is good news indeed.. I personally would have stopped at one scale, the one that showed the lowest number... just in case!

.: Scott :.

[clarkjh]

Good for you bucky katt, now if I could just find the 79 pound you lost I might hit 200.

James

[bucky katt]

last time i saw 200 pounds i wasa junior in high school in 1984 LOL the day i graduated i was a rock solid 225.

[clarkjh]

last time i saw 200 pounds i wasa junior in high school in 1984 LOL the day i graduated i was a rock solid 225.

lol, graddied in 89 and tipped the scales wet at 101, I might tip them at 120 now after a big meal.

James

[Alan F.]

That's great news BK, next time remember to say, "if it does not fit, you must acquit!"

[MickeyX]

my advice to you when it's time to go get it checked... dont' be an ass, make jokes at the docs expense, belittle them, be nasty....  instead, be very nice and polite, compliment their good hair day, whatever... otherwise they are apt to find a brand new resident who 1) has never done this before on a human 2) has the biggest, longest, fattest fingers you've ever seen in your life and haven't trimmed their nails in quite a while. 

I work at a univ hospital. Just trust me on this one.

[bucky katt]

i like my doc, always have. i've hunted with him in fact. i do wish i hadnt ridden the motorcycle to the appointment though. that still unpadded airtech cr750 styled seat was NOT at all comfortable on the ride home.

[bill440cars]

i like my doc, always have. i've hunted with him in fact. i do wish i hadnt ridden the motorcycle to the appointment though. that still unpadded airtech cr750 styled seat was NOT at all comfortable on the ride home.

        Best get a pad on that seat, my good man! Hey Jeff, Good for you, hope things continue to go well for you too.

[BobbyR]

Good for you man. Glad the exam turned out well.

[72 yellow]

my advice to you when it's time to go get it checked... dont' be an ass, make jokes at the docs expense, belittle them, be nasty....  instead, be very nice and polite, compliment their good hair day, whatever... otherwise they are apt to find a brand new resident who 1) has never done this before on a human 2) has the biggest, longest, fattest fingers you've ever seen in your life and haven't trimmed their nails in quite a while. 

I work at a univ hospital. Just trust me on this one.

Just had my exam last month.  I think my doc can palm a watermelon.  Feels like he checks the tonsils at no extra charge.  Nice guy though.

[Jerry Rxman Griffin aka MuthaF'er]

Fuzzy,

Great news on all fronts. Sounds like life is getting better for you. Keep up the good positive work!!

[78 k550]

great to hear you had a great day. Mine was also great.

Paul

[BobbyR]

my advice to you when it's time to go get it checked... dont' be an ass, make jokes at the docs expense, belittle them, be nasty....  instead, be very nice and polite, compliment their good hair day, whatever... otherwise they are apt to find a brand new resident who 1) has never done this before on a human 2) has the biggest, longest, fattest fingers you've ever seen in your life and haven't trimmed their nails in quite a while. 

I work at a univ hospital. Just trust me on this one.

Just had my exam last month.  I think my doc can palm a watermelon.  Feels like he checks the tonsils at no extra charge.  Nice guy though.

  I think I had that guy too or his brother.

[rostosky750]

Good news for you !
I am at "the age" where I know I should have one of these "intrusions" however my doc says that you are not likely to "die of" prostrate cancer but more likely to "die with it" as it's usually incredibly slow...saying that my doctor is a tad naff.
I am frightened to have the test because I heard that stimulation of the prostrate can make you cum.
This would be OK if it was a lady doctor because it would not be "gay"
It is also OK to enjoy a large Poo coming out of your butt, because this is not gay as well...because it is something coming out rather than something going in, so it's sort of opposite to gay.
If I was asleep when a man doctor went up my arse, then that wouldn't be gay because It would be bumrape.
However, I do think that if a man doctor fiddled with my prostrate and I got wood then that would mean I was forced into gayness by someone in a position of authority (as is usually the case) against my will, and I might be able to sue and get them struck off, or at the least get a sizeable bribe to keep quiet.
Also if I mention prostrape exam to my misses, she laughs a lot and says "yes a big burly doctor will bend you over and shaft you real good, and make you his #$%*"s things that frighten me more. For example one thing she said was "Ah, that's the exam where "they" have to put their whole hand up your arse (and then holds up her hand and opens her fingers as wide as she can) and when "they" have finished, your bumhole never ever shuts properly again making you very vulnerable to bum rapists because you have lost the defence of a too tight sphincter.  AND (as if it could be worse) afterwards (because your bumhole does not shut properly) you have to have a colostomy bag cos your leaking stuff all the time, and everyone will find out about it, even people who don't know you on the internet. I don't think this helps mainly because I don't know who "They" are. 
If I was forced into this "exam" I would not "swot/cram/study/revise for it first by looking at pictures of breasts or any other porn.

[Jerry Rxman Griffin aka MuthaF'er]

Rostosky,

That's all horse #$%*. Who the hell have you been talking too??!!

It ain't fun, especially the first time but it's over really quick. And if it is fun, shall we just say perhaps you don't like girls OR you like girls doing things I'd prefer they didn't do. After the second time, once you've lost your virginity, the worst part is the greasy #$%* caused by the KY jelly.

Get over it and get it done. It's a helluva lot easier and more "fun" that a colonoscopy. Just wait for the garden hose up yer ass. You'll think a finger is great! And speaking of that garden hose, a friend was just diagnosed with rectal cancer in his early 40's! If he didn't have that done he would die for sure. Hopefully after his radiation, surgery, ileostomy, surgery and chemo he'll be fine.

Like I said, get over it and get it done.

[MickeyX]

Good news for you !
I am at "the age" where I know I should have one of these "intrusions" however my doc says that you are not likely to "die of" prostrate cancer but more likely to "die with it" as it's usually incredibly slow...saying that my doctor is a tad naff.
I am frightened to have the test because I heard that stimulation of the prostrate can make you cum.
This would be OK if it was a lady doctor because it would not be "gay"
It is also OK to enjoy a large Poo coming out of your butt, because this is not gay as well...because it is something coming out rather than something going in, so it's sort of opposite to gay.
If I was asleep when a man doctor went up my arse, then that wouldn't be gay because It would be bumrape.
However, I do think that if a man doctor fiddled with my prostrate and I got wood then that would mean I was forced into gayness by someone in a position of authority (as is usually the case) against my will, and I might be able to sue and get them struck off, or at the least get a sizeable bribe to keep quiet.
Also if I mention prostrape exam to my misses, she laughs a lot and says "yes a big burly doctor will bend you over and shaft you real good, and make you his #$%*"s things that frighten me more. For example one thing she said was "Ah, that's the exam where "they" have to put their whole hand up your arse (and then holds up her hand and opens her fingers as wide as she can) and when "they" have finished, your bumhole never ever shuts properly again making you very vulnerable to bum rapists because you have lost the defence of a too tight sphincter.  AND (as if it could be worse) afterwards (because your bumhole does not shut properly) you have to have a colostomy bag cos your leaking stuff all the time, and everyone will find out about it, even people who don't know you on the internet. I don't think this helps mainly because I don't know who "They" are.  
If I was forced into this "exam" I would not "swot/cram/study/revise for it first by looking at pictures of breasts or any other porn.

Wow. Just wow. How are you even still alive? You obviously are so mentally handicapped, someone must be taking care of you, eh? Tell them to quit telling you lies. They aren't doing you any favors.

How about you actually learn the difference between prostate and prostrate to begin with. Really not the same thing. I mean, it's a part of your body and you don't even know what it is or apparently what it does, where it is in relation to anything else or how to check it. Unbelievable.

I actually feel dumber after reading your post just by osmosis. You apparently are given internet access where they keep you, you could look it up, ya know. Even wikipedia on the subject would at least have given you a clue. WTF??? You just called every man who's had a prostate exam, gay. Not that gay is bad, but if the label doesn't fit, why apply it?

One more time I wish they made an enema for the mind.

What a moron.

[72 yellow]

Good news for you !
I am at "the age" where I know I should have one of these "intrusions" however my doc says that you are not likely to "die of" prostrate cancer but more likely to "die with it" as it's usually incredibly slow...saying that my doctor is a tad naff.
I am frightened to have the test because I heard that stimulation of the prostrate can make you cum.
This would be OK if it was a lady doctor because it would not be "gay"
It is also OK to enjoy a large Poo coming out of your butt, because this is not gay as well...because it is something coming out rather than something going in, so it's sort of opposite to gay.
If I was asleep when a man doctor went up my arse, then that wouldn't be gay because It would be bumrape.
However, I do think that if a man doctor fiddled with my prostrate and I got wood then that would mean I was forced into gayness by someone in a position of authority (as is usually the case) against my will, and I might be able to sue and get them struck off, or at the least get a sizeable bribe to keep quiet.
Also if I mention prostrape exam to my misses, she laughs a lot and says "yes a big burly doctor will bend you over and shaft you real good, and make you his #$%*"s things that frighten me more. For example one thing she said was "Ah, that's the exam where "they" have to put their whole hand up your arse (and then holds up her hand and opens her fingers as wide as she can) and when "they" have finished, your bumhole never ever shuts properly again making you very vulnerable to bum rapists because you have lost the defence of a too tight sphincter.  AND (as if it could be worse) afterwards (because your bumhole does not shut properly) you have to have a colostomy bag cos your leaking stuff all the time, and everyone will find out about it, even people who don't know you on the internet. I don't think this helps mainly because I don't know who "They" are. 
If I was forced into this "exam" I would not "swot/cram/study/revise for it first by looking at pictures of breasts or any other porn.

WTF ?

[bucky katt]

Good news for you !
I am at "the age" where I know I should have one of these "intrusions" however my doc says that you are not likely to "die of" prostrate cancer but more likely to "die with it" as it's usually incredibly slow...saying that my doctor is a tad naff.
I am frightened to have the test because I heard that stimulation of the prostrate can make you cum.
This would be OK if it was a lady doctor because it would not be "gay"
It is also OK to enjoy a large Poo coming out of your butt, because this is not gay as well...because it is something coming out rather than something going in, so it's sort of opposite to gay.
If I was asleep when a man doctor went up my arse, then that wouldn't be gay because It would be bumrape.
However, I do think that if a man doctor fiddled with my prostrate and I got wood then that would mean I was forced into gayness by someone in a position of authority (as is usually the case) against my will, and I might be able to sue and get them struck off, or at the least get a sizeable bribe to keep quiet.
Also if I mention prostrape exam to my misses, she laughs a lot and says "yes a big burly doctor will bend you over and shaft you real good, and make you his #$%*"s things that frighten me more. For example one thing she said was "Ah, that's the exam where "they" have to put their whole hand up your arse (and then holds up her hand and opens her fingers as wide as she can) and when "they" have finished, your bumhole never ever shuts properly again making you very vulnerable to bum rapists because you have lost the defence of a too tight sphincter.  AND (as if it could be worse) afterwards (because your bumhole does not shut properly) you have to have a colostomy bag cos your leaking stuff all the time, and everyone will find out about it, even people who don't know you on the internet. I don't think this helps mainly because I don't know who "They" are.  
If I was forced into this "exam" I would not "swot/cram/study/revise for it first by looking at pictures of breasts or any other porn.

Wow. Just wow. How are you even still alive? You obviously are so mentally handicapped, someone must be taking care of you, eh? Tell them to quit telling you lies. They aren't doing you any favors.

How about you actually learn the difference between prostate and prostrate to begin with. Really not the same thing. I mean, it's a part of your body and you don't even know what it is or apparently what it does, where it is in relation to anything else or how to check it. Unbelievable.

I actually feel dumber after reading your post just by osmosis. You apparently are given internet access where they keep you, you could look it up, ya know. Even wikipedia on the subject would at least have given you a clue. WTF??? You just called every man who's had a prostate exam, gay. Not that gay is bad, but if the label doesn't fit, why apply it?

One more time I wish they made an enema for the mind.

What a moron.

 

[BobbyR]

Good news for you !
I am at "the age" where I know I should have one of these "intrusions" however my doc says that you are not likely to "die of" prostrate cancer but more likely to "die with it" as it's usually incredibly slow...saying that my doctor is a tad naff.
I am frightened to have the test because I heard that stimulation of the prostrate can make you cum.
This would be OK if it was a lady doctor because it would not be "gay"
It is also OK to enjoy a large Poo coming out of your butt, because this is not gay as well...because it is something coming out rather than something going in, so it's sort of opposite to gay.
If I was asleep when a man doctor went up my arse, then that wouldn't be gay because It would be bumrape.
However, I do think that if a man doctor fiddled with my prostrate and I got wood then that would mean I was forced into gayness by someone in a position of authority (as is usually the case) against my will, and I might be able to sue and get them struck off, or at the least get a sizeable bribe to keep quiet.
Also if I mention prostrape exam to my misses, she laughs a lot and says "yes a big burly doctor will bend you over and shaft you real good, and make you his #$%*"s things that frighten me more. For example one thing she said was "Ah, that's the exam where "they" have to put their whole hand up your arse (and then holds up her hand and opens her fingers as wide as she can) and when "they" have finished, your bumhole never ever shuts properly again making you very vulnerable to bum rapists because you have lost the defence of a too tight sphincter.  AND (as if it could be worse) afterwards (because your bumhole does not shut properly) you have to have a colostomy bag cos your leaking stuff all the time, and everyone will find out about it, even people who don't know you on the internet. I don't think this helps mainly because I don't know who "They" are. 
If I was forced into this "exam" I would not "swot/cram/study/revise for it first by looking at pictures of breasts or any other porn.

WTF ?

Has to be a put on, or the guy has bum rape fantasies.

[Frankenkit]

I think urban dictionary's thoughts on 'pegging' might apply here, Bobby.

[Industrial Cafe]

Rostosky had obviously been drinking heavily earlier this morning, and as a result turned to talking salad in an attempt to explain away his boner while looking at mens fitness magazine.
 
good to hear you got the ole "check-up" bucky.

[mrbreeze]

my advice to you when it's time to go get it checked... dont' be an ass, make jokes at the docs expense, belittle them, be nasty....  instead, be very nice and polite, compliment their good hair day, whatever... otherwise they are apt to find a brand new resident who 1) has never done this before on a human 2) has the biggest, longest, fattest fingers you've ever seen in your life and haven't trimmed their nails in quite a while. 

I work at a univ hospital. Just trust me on this one.

Just had my exam last month.  I think my doc can palm a watermelon.  Feels like he checks the tonsils at no extra charge.  Nice guy though.

Awwwww...........like George Carlin says..."A proctologist with poor depth perception"

[rostosky750]

. WTF??? You just called every man who's had a prostate exam, gay. Not that gay is bad, but if the label doesn't fit, why apply it?

In England (where the English language comes from) "Being frightened of getting wood in case one thinks oneself might be gay" is Not the same as "calling every man who has had a prostrate exam gay" Humour is to be found in the most unlikeliest of circumstances, for instance I laughed at the last funeral I attended. In actuality, many folk laugh when frightened or nervous, it's a "coping mechanism"
Yes, maybe at my age I should have a prostrate exam,  ( without laughing about bottom things) But guess what? I am not going to, I am not going to stop riding my motorcycle either, I am not going to quit smoking, I am going to carry on eating bacon sandwiches (Hurrah for the "bacon thread" by the way) Only one thing in this life is certain...we will all die.. I would rather not know if there is something terminally wrong with me, that way I can carry on enjoying myself till that day comes ,  I personally could not have major surgery of any kind, I would rather say "it's my time to go" Not that I think anyone else should be the same, far from it. Of course it's "good news at the doctor today" for anyone who has the guts to have a checkup and find out they are OK, and I applaud anyone who does this.
I am  not that brave and would rather go out laughing childlike in ignorance.
The "finding of humour in anything " and laughing and giggling, is, by default a good antidote against heart attacks.

[mrbreeze]

  ............you are entitled to your opinion and not afraid to state it..........