Topic: 5 Truths of Life

[BobbyR]

5 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.

3. And discover that #1 is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

I apologize about this .

But I'm an idiot and I needed company..

[TwoTired]

So, who's the idiot?  The liar that calls someone else idiot (who also mistakes 5 for 6), or the person who listens to the liar?

I"m thinking drugs, booze, or unnatural aging is involved here.

Cabin fever, already?

[BobbyR]

So, who's the idiot?  The liar that calls someone else idiot (who also mistakes 5 for 6), or the person who listens to the liar?

I"m thinking drugs, booze, or unnatural aging is involved here.

Cabin fever, already?

I made a typo, there were 6 but one was not appropriate and I failed to make the adjustment. I clearly stated I was an idiot in the last line.

The calling me a liar part I think was out of line and I expect an apology.

[TwoTired]

Hm, in my best Spock impersonation...
Step 3 indicates the first line was a lie, which you openly relayed.   This seems to me like an admission of lying, which I merely accepted.  One who lies is a liar, by definition.

Are you going to apologize to yourself for calling yourself a liar?

You don't think you should apologize for calling everyone who reads your thread an idiot in item 4, and stupid in item 5?

What kind of a stupid idiot do you take me for?  A gullible one that reads your posts thinking something of merit (or humor) may be present?

[BobbyR]

Hm, in my best Spock impersonation...
Step 3 indicates the first line was a lie, which you openly relayed.   This seems to me like an admission of lying, which I merely accepted.  One who lies is a liar, by definition.

Are you going to apologize to yourself for calling yourself a liar?

You don't think you should apologize for calling everyone who reads your thread an idiot in item 4, and stupid in item 5?

What kind of a stupid idiot do you take me for?  A gullible one that reads your posts thinking something of merit (or humor) may be present?

No I do not think you are gullible at all. I can tell you what I do think if you want to keep this going. So let's drop it now. We both like to play and you know we play hard.

[CBJoe]

5 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.

3. And discover that #1 is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

I apologize about this .

But I'm an idiot and I needed company..

God I hate being myself sometimes... I was totally running my tongue on ALL my teeth after reading #1.  My wife now agrees with #4 because she walked in while I was smiling sheepishly to myself.    

[CBJoe]

Hm, in my best Spock impersonation...
Step 3 indicates the first line was a lie, which you openly relayed.   This seems to me like an admission of lying, which I merely accepted.  One who lies is a liar, by definition.

Are you going to apologize to yourself for calling yourself a liar?

You don't think you should apologize for calling everyone who reads your thread an idiot in item 4, and stupid in item 5?

What kind of a stupid idiot do you take me for?  A gullible one that reads your posts thinking something of merit (or humor) may be present?

Don't know what to tell you, but I laughed when I read it (ie. found it humorous).  Maybe there's something else being discussed here, but I don't really see any difference between this post and others with regards to being humorous or not.   

Joe

[MickeyX]

Actually, #1 is true. Two of my wisdom teeth are still totally in my gums. I can't touch them. I didn't need to try it to find out though. 

some people can pick a fight over anything. you are both wrong. there, feel better?