Topic: the wife left a bowl of the chili i made yesterday.........

[bucky katt]

and Hamish got into it, ate about 1/4 bowl of chili. he cleared the living room just a little while ago. dog farts are nowhere near as bad as a cat fart thats for damn sure 

[Gordon]

So now you've stooped to blaming the cat!? 

That's low, man.  Really low...

[Duke McDukiedook]

No kidding, blaming the cat?

You do know cats don't fart like hot women, right? 

[bucky katt]

well then he's rotting from the inside out  he's been farting all afternoon! if it werent 34 degrees outside i'd go sit on the porch and read a book or something, the whole house smells like ass because of Hamish. i just hope that the gas is gone by bedtime since he usually sleeps on my chest.

[clarkjh]

ROFLMAO
We have a cat that when she does her business in the litter box it will drive you out of the bathroom it is that bad.  Seems this cat hates me, she always goes to the bathroom with me.

James

[Jerry Rxman Griffin aka MuthaF'er]

Think I'd rather smell acrid cat farts rather than stinky unmanly women/wife farts  Why is it that women farts don't smell nice like men farts?! Did you use jalapenos in the chili?

[clarkjh]

Just remembered this little piece of advice;

Better to let the fart and bare the shame,
then hold the fart and bare the pain.

James
PS: Is always nice to have an animal or small child close at hand to blame it on. 

[bucky katt]

habaneros and chilis, i grew both of them this past summer, i have a buttload of dried habaneros, 3 different kinds of chilis, i pickled the sweet and the hot bananna peppers and some mutant (absoulutely giant) jalapenos. i cant believe he ate the stuff, but according to our vet (she's at the emergency clinic over the weekend) told me all it will do if blow him up like a small, hair covered, methane filled balloon. no open flames here for the rest of the day   he HAS been drinking alot of water but dr verbrick told me not to worry about it, in fact he's begging for the bowl of chili i'm eating now.

[bucky katt]

Just remembered this little piece of advice;

Better to let the fart and bare the shame,
then hold the fart and bare the pain.

James
PS: Is always nice to have an animal or small child close at hand to blame it on. 

better outside than inside is what i tell my wife when i let rip.

[clarkjh]

I can remember dad would always say
"Nice old Bear" to mom when he let one rip

James

[bucky katt]

my dad would say "did someone sit on a duck?"

[MötleyRöx]

My dad always says "damn barking spiders!"   

[Gordon]

My dad just ripped 'em and never said a word.  

[mrblasty]

I farted and made my son cry.  Two days later he came down with roseola, my wife blamed it on that fart.

[bucky katt]

I farted and made my son cry.  Two days later he came down with roseola, my wife blamed it on that fart.

i just scared the cats and dog, and woke my wife up from her nap i just laughed so hard. thank you VERY much for the laugh

[rhos1355]

many years ago, during my young reckless age, I was in a bar with a few friends and I spotted a large jar full of pickled boiled eggs on the counter, so I had one. Downed a beer, then had another. This went on 'til I'd had about 5-6. Felt fine. Next morning, felt fine. It was a sunday and I had to go to church 'cos my mate's baby was being christened, and it was standing room only, squished like sardines we were. Then I loaded and let go of a SBD (silent but deadly) one. Man, with a quarter of an hour  I had about 5 metres space all around me.

[bucky katt]

LOL, i bet that went over like a fart in church, one of my favorite expressions.

[rhos1355]

I think they had to re-christen the kid later on 'cos at the crucial moment the priest said "who fcking farted?"

[bucky katt]

oh man thats too funny.

[rhos1355]

Also got an apt saying, bucky: I/he/she felt about as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit.

got that from a billy connelly show

[clarkjh]

#$%*, just about pissed myself laughing so hard.

James

[bucky katt]

Also got an apt saying, bucky: I/he/she felt about as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit.

got that from a billy connelly show

fantastic. i cant wait to tell the wife the story about the eggs and beers. that is something I would do.

[mrbreeze]

Also got an apt saying, bucky: I/he/she felt about as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit.

got that from a billy connelly show

fantastic. i cant wait to tell the wife the story about the eggs and beers. that is something I would do.

Eggs & Beer..................it just doesn't sound like a good combination

[Frankenkit]

Also got an apt saying, bucky: I/he/she felt about as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit.

got that from a billy connelly show

fantastic. i cant wait to tell the wife the story about the eggs and beers. that is something I would do.

Eggs & Beer..................it just doesn't sound like a good combination

MickeyX has some hair-curling stories about guys who'd work the grave shift where she used to work, then they'd all go out for eggs 'n beer for breakfast, sleep all day and taint the factory with their foul flatus.

[bucky katt]

my wife and i had one hell of an argument the night before the drive up to connecticut for my dads funeral. i figured "i'm gonna get her back" so i ate a dozen pickled eggs and drank a 6 pack of PBR. since it was november it was already too cool to open the windows. this was kind of like doing a "dutch oven" under the bed covers but instead of a blanket i used the whole car as a gas chamber.