we had a guy who had no sense of smell and really had some unbelievable farts. so imagine this... a customer comes in to talk about us printing their book, like readers digest... he is shaking their hand as he's letting go a silent but deadly... we'd be across the room and could tell when he did it... they would be trying to back away, hold their breath, not talk, turning green and gray. priceless.
his used to make me gag and he would let it go just inside the door as he started his shift so that everyone leaving at the end of our shift had to walk through it. #$%*r.
did I mention he had a lower sense of taste too because of the lack of smell. He loved nasty peppers and all kinds of stomach destroyers. #$%*r.
then there were the guys who, on the press, you're in a unit rewebbing and they'd let a harsh one out and there you are with your hands full of paper and can't go anywhere. #$%*rs.
or my 4 older brothers with my dad in the lead. in the morning trying to eat my cereal before school and they are taking turns lifting their cheeks to see who can blow the longest and loudest. made my milk curdle. #$%*rs.
or my dad coming along with mom and I grocery shopping. he'd go over next to an elderly woman and let a loud one go. then he'd look at her all shocked and say "Madam!!" and walk away like she hurt his feelings. ok, ok, that one I always found funny and would lose it in hysterics. My mom wasn't as amused.
