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Bike of the month or humour?
« on: January 07, 2010, 01:23:14 AM »
Not quite sure what to put this under, maybe "other bikes"? ;D
I'm sure this guy is pissed as, we Kiwis don't usually spell so badly, he could of course be an Aussie imigrant! :D

http://www.trademe.co.nz/a.aspx?id=264141608
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Re: Bike of the month or humour?
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2010, 10:02:40 AM »
Not quite sure what to put this under, maybe "other bikes"? ;D
I'm sure this guy is pissed as, we Kiwis don't usually spell so badly, he could of course be an Aussie imigrant! :D

http://www.trademe.co.nz/a.aspx?id=264141608

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Re: Bike of the month or humour?
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2010, 11:46:36 AM »
Just to show how crazy some Kiwis are, check this baby out!

http://www.trademe.co.nz/a.aspx?id=264206222
I think the thing I most like about motorcycling is the speed at which my brain must process information at to avoid the numb skulls who are eating pies, playing the ukulele, applying make-up etc in the comfort of their airconditioned armchairs as they make random attempts to kill me!!!!!!!

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Re: Bike of the month or humour?
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2010, 03:05:43 PM »
by crazy im assuming you mean genius.....
how have they not taken over the world?

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Re: Bike of the month or humour?
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2010, 07:37:58 PM »
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Too interested in sheep..... ;D

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Re: Bike of the month or humour?
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2010, 08:26:46 PM »
Did you read the questions and answers? good laugh ;D  http://www.trademe.co.nz/a.aspx?id=264141608#qna

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Re: Bike of the month or humour?
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2010, 09:30:14 AM »
Just to show how crazy some Kiwis are, check this baby out!

http://www.trademe.co.nz/a.aspx?id=264206222


not really sure if that would work but i'd like to see it mow if it did!
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Re: Bike of the month or humour?
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2010, 03:42:45 PM »
A fellow here is the states got a DUI on one of those, It was way cooler, you couldn't even see the tires under the lazy boy. It seems he drove it to the bar and on the way home he rear ended a car. The sheriff auctioned it off and gave the money to charity, I think part of a plea bargain arrangement.
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