Topic: The most gross thing on the internet.....

[rostosky750]

I just got "given" a link to the "most foulest" thing on the internet, I'ts so horrible and so vile that it makes "2 girls one finger" look like everyones idea of fun. I had my fingers over my face and was peeping out, but that didn't help.
If there are enough folk that are interested I will post the link, but, it truly is most horrible, and on a scale of 1 to 100 if "2 girls and one finger" is say a 85 this video is a 99.55.
I wish I hadn't seen it.
I might of course be totally wrong and there may be something more horrid.
It is a video of a moron doing something, that no one in their right mind would or should ever do.
Thoughts please? should I share or should I with hold?

[BlindJoe]

no thanks ill pass, can we guess though?  Does he nail his nuts to a table perhaps?

[kirkn]

Grow up, for cryin' out loud...   

[mrblasty]

Does it involve a jelly jar? If so too late, already saw that one and am in therapy as a result.

[The_Crippler]

Goddamnit so much...now I'm freaking curious. 

[MötleyRöx]

Does it involve 2 girls and 1 cup?
That's probably the grossest thing I've seen on the internet.

Maybe the weightlifter in China.

[Inigo Montoya]

Is it the vid where the guy tries to jump off a bridge but fails and hits his face on the ground below. In the next scene you see a Dr pushing a gaping hole shut to form the remnants of a face.

[René 衛星の]

Has anyone ever seen pictures of my mother in law? 

[René 衛星の]

Oh yeah, in a bathing suit......

[seaweb11]

Has anyone ever seen pictures of my mother in law? 

Why, do you want to buy some? 

[mystic_1]

There's always something grosser out there just waiting to be found if you go looking.  The question is, do you really want to? 

mystic_1

[Frankenkit]

I used to like rotten.com an awful lot for my freakshow viewing needs, but it's gotten awful tame these days.

[René 衛星の]

Well, I have have one for sale actually. As a matter of fact you can have her for free.
No shipping, pick-up only.

Has anyone ever seen pictures of my mother in law? 

Why, do you want to buy some? 

[rostosky750]

Mrblasty, .....Does it involve a jelly jar? If so too late, already saw that one and am in therapy as a result.
Yes it does,    it involves a jelly jar and then a broken jelly jar, lots of blood and screaming, and a moron.
are we talking same video?

[MickeyX]

I see things like that in person in my ER on a daily basis.  Now when you start getting into spaghetti sauce sized jars, stapled scrotums, 3" nails pounded through the nose, self amputation of extremities... for sexual or other gratification,... that usually only happens once a month or so. People do the damndest things sometimes. I could go on but it gets grosser and I'm sure we should stop somewhere.  Being in the medical profession is seldom boring.

[Frankenkit]

I like when we go to clinics for fecal samples "For parasitic testing" and you can see stuff crawling in them.  That's always good for a grossout.  I've taken a testicle with a nail through it from surgical pathology, various limbs in various stages of ruination (taken from living people)... FBs in all shapes and sizes- from partially digested legos to pen caps to corroded batteries... these are from adults, too, mind you.
People are strange creatures.

[Inigo Montoya]

http://thisizgame.ning.com/profiles/blogs/man-splits-his-face-wide-open

I post the link IF someone wants to see it. I will warn that it is going to be pretty disturbing. So you are not being forced to see it.

[Frankenkit]

there was a picture like that on rotten.com (on the 'vatican' server, which is now down) titled "Motorcyle" where the guy was wearing a puddin' bowl helmet (apparently) and did a chin-grinder on the pavement.  You could make out molars and the remains of his tongue.  

They have another called "All The King's Horses"which I encourage anyone to see if they want to ride without a helmet.  I should warn that it is extremely graphic, the man is clearly dead, and also not in his original number of pieces.

[MickeyX]

Hmmm, I bet that was a closed casket funeral.

[The_Crippler]

http://thisizgame.ning.com/profiles/blogs/man-splits-his-face-wide-open

I post the link IF someone wants to see it. I will warn that it is going to be pretty disturbing. So you are not being forced to see it.

For me, that qualifies under the category of, "So graphic, it looks fake."  I say the same to every person who tells me that something in a slasher flick looks "really, really real."  When it's real, it often looks like bad FX.

[MickeyX]

Sometimes there just isn't enough tape or superglue in the world.

In other news, they call them skid lids because if you ever go down wearing one of them, your head leaves a long red skid mark on the road.   The sadness in the family's faces is the worst part, though.

[Inigo Montoya]

Well crippler, that one IS real.

[rostosky750]

http://1man1jar.com/
Apparently,this guy has done this sort of thing before, on a few occasions, and it's reckoned he does it for attention, it was said on another forum that someone had seen a "cactus" video with him in it.
I feel sorry for the docs and nurses at the hospital that he will no doubt be attending.
And any patients that may have to wait longer because he is being attended to.
If it is actually true that he does it for attention, then even though I don't want to, I feel sorry for the sad soul.

[Frankenkit]

....wow.   Makes hemorrhoids  seem like such a minor matter....

[Industrial Cafe]

I saw a dude cut off the head of his action, and another guy cut off his own finger.
makes me feel... uneasy I guess is the word I'm looking for?

I always think "you're gonna need that later..."