I recommend you dutch oven yourself. Nothing will burn that #$%* out of your lungs like a good 1-man solute. (aka. acid rain maker, anal ahem, ass whistle, backfire, cheek flapper, butt bleat, hydrogen bomb, canary killer, rimshot, carpet singer, sphincter song, trouser cough, ghost turd, or just simply "What The Cat Did.")
I hope you survive, Buck.
