Author Topic: ok, it WAS just a joke (Read 3034 times)

bucky katt · « **on:** January 13, 2010, 07:11:19 PM »

i wanted to make this right so that nobody has any hard feelings towards MotleyRox folks. i locked a thread after taking him seiously about reporting a fart humor thread

i am in a serious, serious pain meds fog tonight. this is the first time in around a week i've taken the things and my brain is all cattawampus from it LOL. so anyways, no harm, no foul!

Inigo Montoya · « **Reply #1 on:** January 13, 2010, 07:24:49 PM »

What the heck is cattawampus?

bucky katt · « **Reply #2 on:** January 13, 2010, 07:27:24 PM »

must be a southern expression, i never heard it till i moved to south carolina. all screwed up, confusing is how i understand it.

333 · « **Reply #3 on:** January 13, 2010, 07:31:02 PM »

I always thought it was cattywampus.

Is there a way to unlock a thread? I hadn't gone into it until I saw this thread. I had some good ones for a fart thread.

Inigo Montoya · « **Reply #4 on:** January 13, 2010, 07:32:33 PM »

Fart threads are good threads!

bucky katt · « **Reply #5 on:** January 13, 2010, 07:33:28 PM »

i imagine a moderator could unlock it. if any moderators see this, and you dont mind it, you can unlock it.

754 · « **Reply #6 on:** January 13, 2010, 08:00:26 PM »

Kittywompus, I herd.. but I am from way up the road and around a few corners from your neck-0-the-woods..

yeah..it means FUBAR

333 · « **Reply #7 on:** January 13, 2010, 08:02:07 PM »

So, if it can't be unlocked, hows about we start a "Fart Thread". Like the Babe Thread, but smellier. And no pics(sorry Brian).

754 · « **Reply #8 on:** January 13, 2010, 08:10:52 PM »

OK, I wanna win the comments section...

Heyyy... pretty good sound for a 1/2 inch speaker!!

Your voice has changed, but your breath is still the same.

That wasnt a Fart, that was something that crawled up your ass and died....

How am I doing, so far...

CycleRanger · « **Reply #9 on:** January 13, 2010, 08:10:53 PM »

Drugs and moderation are never a good thing...

754 · « **Reply #10 on:** January 13, 2010, 08:13:59 PM »

ohhhh..1 SECOND snipe..

Cycle Ranger didya see red when you posted..

74cb750 · « **Reply #11 on:** January 13, 2010, 08:19:48 PM »

I never consume drugs unless I run out of beer and don't want to drive to the store for more.

333 · « **Reply #12 on:** January 13, 2010, 08:31:58 PM »

Hey, is that the call of a California Barking Spider I hear?

BeSeeingYou · « **Reply #13 on:** January 13, 2010, 09:40:15 PM »

Quote from: 754 on January 13, 2010, 08:00:26 PM

Kittywompus, I herd.. but I am from way up the road and around a few corners from your neck-0-the-woods..

yeah..it means FUBAR

Yeah, kittywompus up here in the north country.

Frankenkit · « **Reply #14 on:** January 13, 2010, 10:14:58 PM »

I really like the terms "Colonic calliope". and "Gluteal Tuba"

coldright · « **Reply #15 on:** January 13, 2010, 10:28:19 PM »

I just read through the thread and it was perfect. Hysterical and the ending was brilliant. You have nothing to worry about Jeff. The comedic timing was really great, it was like a couple of teenage boys getting caught telling dirty jokes.

mrblasty · « **Reply #16 on:** January 13, 2010, 11:59:37 PM »

The honk of the dirt snake
or
The howl of the mud wolf are my two favorites.

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #17 on:** January 14, 2010, 12:05:25 AM »

Catawampus = fictional cat-like night creature that drags off and eats babies.

I thought this was a southern creature, didn't know yankees used the term.

clarkjh · « **Reply #18 on:** January 14, 2010, 04:00:40 AM »

I removed my last post from the fart thread, I'm thinking that one was the kicker. Every man needs a good fart thread to read, or hear, but not smell, once in a while. Keeps us young.

James

CBJoe · « **Reply #19 on:** January 14, 2010, 04:07:08 AM »

Quote from: mrblasty on January 13, 2010, 11:59:37 PM

The honk of the dirt snake
or
The howl of the mud wolf are my two favorites.

Thanks for that

Started my day off with a smile

Retro Rocket · « **Reply #20 on:** January 14, 2010, 04:27:36 AM »

Dropped your guts......

Mick

mick7504 · « **Reply #21 on:** January 14, 2010, 04:47:23 AM »

Then there's the feminine fart - The old one cheek sneak - SBD
Silent but DEADLY

Mick

bucky katt · « **Reply #22 on:** January 14, 2010, 05:19:24 AM »

Quote from: Kit on January 13, 2010, 10:14:58 PM

I really like the terms "Colonic calliope". and "Gluteal Tuba"

it takes alot to make me laugh when i've just gotten out of bed. i just woke up the rest of the house laughing.

Inigo Montoya · « **Reply #23 on:** January 14, 2010, 06:31:33 AM »

The polite version when you have young kids....fanny burb
if you are an oldtimer you might have blamed it on Ducks!

clarkjh · « **Reply #24 on:** January 14, 2010, 07:22:32 AM »

Nice old bear
and
It's Tundering Out

James

bucky katt · « **Reply #25 on:** January 14, 2010, 07:27:29 AM »

Quote from: Inigo Montoya on January 14, 2010, 06:31:33 AM

The polite version when you have young kids....fanny burb
if you are an oldtimer you might have blamed it on Ducks!

my dad used to day " HEY! did someone sit on a duck?"

333 · « **Reply #26 on:** January 14, 2010, 08:23:17 AM »

Captain Who?

Inigo Montoya · « **Reply #27 on:** January 14, 2010, 08:33:25 AM »

Quote

my dad used to day " HEY! did someone sit on a duck?"

Did he also blame miniature elephants like mine?

MötleyRöx · « **Reply #28 on:** January 14, 2010, 08:42:31 AM »

I think an excuse me is in order.

Inigo Montoya · « **Reply #29 on:** January 14, 2010, 08:45:31 AM »

http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/33439/detail/

754 · « **Reply #30 on:** January 14, 2010, 09:11:58 AM »

..ughh.. I smell Thunder.....................

Jonesy · « **Reply #31 on:** January 14, 2010, 03:42:42 PM »

Nah, the house is settling...

My great-grandmother was credited with saying, "An empty house is better than a bad tenant!"

...To which I add, "Yep, and someone just got the eviction notice!!"

sangyo soichiro · « **Reply #32 on:** January 14, 2010, 03:55:35 PM »

Here, pull my finger.

BlindJoe · « **Reply #33 on:** January 14, 2010, 04:06:06 PM »

you just hear that barking spider?

Jonesy · « **Reply #34 on:** January 14, 2010, 06:30:30 PM »

Oops.. Stepped on a frog...

bucky katt · « **Reply #35 on:** January 14, 2010, 07:06:00 PM »

ok, i guess i was just a wee bit paranoid about a post of mine offending someone and i erred on the side of safety. better safe then not

MötleyRöx · « **Reply #36 on:** January 14, 2010, 07:09:24 PM »

Looks like this one took up where the other one left... a huge stench.

bucky katt · « **Reply #37 on:** January 14, 2010, 07:16:55 PM »

ok, the point has been made. there is no reason to continue this thread. i'm locking it up. you kids talk about flatulence somwhere else

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Author Topic: ok, it WAS just a joke (Read 3034 times)

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