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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #25 on: January 14, 2010, 07:52:27 PM »
Bumper Sticker:

"Never Criticize a person till you've walked a mile in their shoes.... cause then you're a mile away and you've got their shoes"   ;D

Saying:

My grandfather used to say...  "It'll stop hurtin' when the pain goes away"  .....  even at 5 yrs old I wanted to shake him  ;)
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #26 on: January 14, 2010, 08:17:23 PM »
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #27 on: January 14, 2010, 08:20:11 PM »
you want sympathy? my sympathy is right in between #$%* and syphilis in the dictionary. i learned that one from the wife.
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #28 on: January 14, 2010, 08:43:59 PM »
Bumper stickers:
"Get Any Closer and I'll Flick a Booger on Your Windshield"
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #29 on: January 14, 2010, 09:06:16 PM »
Bumper Sticker:

"Never Criticize a person till you've walked a mile in their shoes.... cause then you're a mile away and you've got their shoes"   ;D

Saying:

My grandfather used to say...  "It'll stop hurtin' when the pain goes away"  .....  even at 5 yrs old I wanted to shake him  ;)

       Oh, that 2nd one, I heard it like this (same difference though):

             It'll Feel Better When It Quits Hurtin'! ::) I heard this from a fellow worker at an Auto Part & Engine Rebuild Business, where I worked putting short blocks together. I was driving freezeplugs into a Pontiac 389 block. I was using this homemade driver that we were furnished with. I raised the hand held sledge hammer and as I hit the driver to put that one freezeplug in, the thing tilted, causing the hammer to hit the engine block (with my right thumb between the hammer and the engine block. Man, I was in severe pain and that other guy spouts off, saying "It'll Feel Better, When It Quits Hurting!" I promise you, it my thumb didn't hurt so bad, I would have hit HIM with that hammer! To say that I was Mad, would be an understatement! ::) I can STILL hear him saying that! :P
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #30 on: January 15, 2010, 02:17:44 AM »
My favorite bumper sticker is on my car, it is bright orange and reads"Watch for motor cycles"
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #31 on: January 15, 2010, 05:45:26 AM »
"Anger Management Class Graduate. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN AT??
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #32 on: January 15, 2010, 07:09:26 AM »
"Anger Management Class Graduate. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN AT??

  Ha! Ha! :D Exactly! ;)
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #33 on: January 15, 2010, 07:09:56 AM »
i bet this fits on many a minivan/suv..
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #34 on: January 15, 2010, 07:18:42 AM »

   Not sure about other cities, but around here, there was a trend to put bumper stickers on the back that read "My Child is an Honor Student at (whatever) school.  Well, one day I was driving into Fort Smith and saw a sticker that read "My Kid Beat up Your Honor Student!"  ::)  And, I thought, yeah AND YOUR kid  will be in Jail AND it will be YOUR influence that put him there! Wanted to say something, but I figured it would end up with ME getting in trouble AND you never k now if a person is Packin' Heat or not! ::)


       
i bet this fits on many a minivan/suv..

               Don't you know it! ;D
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #35 on: January 15, 2010, 07:43:10 AM »
This one I quote almost weekly;

"Normal People are people we just don't know very well"
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #36 on: January 15, 2010, 08:20:31 AM »
Bumper sticker from the 70's. "More Americans have died in Ted Kennedy's cars than in nuclear accidents."
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #37 on: January 15, 2010, 08:43:12 AM »
"If its tourist season why cant we shoot em?"
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #38 on: January 15, 2010, 08:44:50 AM »
If you think things are going well than obviously you don't know what the hell is going on.

We have done so much for so long with so little we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.  

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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #39 on: January 15, 2010, 09:13:36 AM »
A few years ago we had Prime Minister who's name was Paul Keating.
Anyway, Big Paul made a bit of a name for himself.
Paul being Paul.
During his Prime Ministership, Big Paul ruffled a few feathers and wasn't the most popular bloke amongst the electorate.
Big Paul had a wife who's name was Anita. (I did say had)
During Big Pauls Prime Minerstership there were some some excellent bumper stickers available that said
"Anitas got one, Paul is one".  ;D
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #40 on: January 15, 2010, 09:31:41 AM »
Jesus Loves you, but I'm his favorite.

Honk if you love Jesus, keep texting if you want to meet him.

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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #41 on: January 15, 2010, 10:40:30 AM »
Honk if you love Jesus, keep texting if you want to meet him.

Oh I want that one!  Effing brilliant! :D
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #42 on: January 15, 2010, 10:44:34 AM »
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #43 on: January 15, 2010, 05:18:07 PM »

   Not sure about other cities, but around here, there was a trend to put bumper stickers on the back that read "My Child is an Honor Student at (whatever) school.  Well, one day I was driving into Fort Smith and saw a sticker that read "My Kid Beat up Your Honor Student!"  ::)  And, I thought, yeah AND YOUR kid  will be in Jail AND it will be YOUR influence that put him there! Wanted to say something, but I figured it would end up with ME getting in trouble AND you never k now if a person is Packin' Heat or not! ::)
So one that Said "My kid knocked-up your Honor Student"

       
i bet this fits on many a minivan/suv..

               Don't you know it! ;D
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #44 on: January 15, 2010, 05:35:02 PM »
Jesus Loves you, but I'm his favorite.

Honk if you love Jesus, keep texting if you want to meet him.

     The FIRST one was my Wife (Brenda's) favorite!
     (Jesus Loves you, but I'm his favorite.) ;)

    No doubt that there's a lot to be said for the 2nd one as well!

   (Honk if you love Jesus, keep texting if you want to meet him.)  :D
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #45 on: January 15, 2010, 05:44:27 PM »
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #46 on: January 18, 2010, 05:14:42 AM »
I got a kick out of a bumper sticker that said "Vote for Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife for President"
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« Reply #47 on: January 18, 2010, 09:45:06 AM »
I got a kick out of a bumper sticker that said "Vote for Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife for President"

    Lotta truth in THAT one Too! ::)
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #48 on: January 18, 2010, 10:19:35 AM »
Mine is from a friend of mine, a North shore New Brunswick French man, when the world would shift on him and leave him hanging he would utter the immortal cry "Oh for #$%*s snakes"
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #49 on: January 18, 2010, 10:27:48 AM »
I still miss my ex-wife, but my aim is getting better...

I've seen this on a banner across the top of the windshield of a truck. That's when you know you're dealing with a class act.