Author Topic: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers! (Read 12870 times)

Inigo Montoya · « **Reply #50 on:** January 18, 2010, 11:24:13 AM »

This isn't my trailer park!
Take me drunk, I'm home.
Discourage inbreeding, ban country music! (I particularly like this one, but only cause I don't like country!)

Not a bumper sticker but I saw it once. how many people dies it take to start a town? 2 and you name it Kentucky!
yes I am aware that some here are from kentucky plus I have family that lives their. I just found it funny!

Joe Mig · « **Reply #51 on:** January 18, 2010, 12:58:49 PM »

Mine says (Don't steel the government hates competition)

Inigo Montoya · « **Reply #52 on:** January 18, 2010, 01:14:32 PM »

Now THAT is pretty accurate!

Kframe · « **Reply #53 on:** January 18, 2010, 10:36:36 PM »

"All your base are belong to us!"

-K

bucky katt · « **Reply #54 on:** January 18, 2010, 10:40:43 PM »

one i still have on my cat that the horse people here will understand perfectly. Driver carries no cash, spent it all on the horse.

golf, a waste of perfectly good pasture space.

boatsdickson · « **Reply #55 on:** January 19, 2010, 03:29:56 AM »

'My ferret is smarter than your honor student'- saw that one on a construction workers buisiness truck

'If you cant trust me with a choice, how can you trust me with a child?' - My wifes favorite

coldright · « **Reply #56 on:** January 19, 2010, 09:17:46 AM »

Girls and samiches:
To a woman with a scowl on her face, "She looks like she ate a #$%* sandwich." and the the woman who looks like a pile of coat hangers, "That girl needs to eat a sandwich."

markb · « **Reply #57 on:** January 19, 2010, 10:16:02 AM »

On the back of a hot pickup driven by a hot babe:
"If you're going to ride my a$$, at least pull my hair"

Markcb750 · « **Reply #58 on:** January 19, 2010, 10:25:53 AM »

I like simple explanations.

#$%* Happens

Stixxy · « **Reply #59 on:** January 19, 2010, 12:04:51 PM »

After all has been said and done, a lot more has been said than done.

One some guys T-Shirt "Hookt awn Fonix wurkt fer mee"

And as The Fonz said, "When in Rome do as the Romanians do."

hijynx · « **Reply #60 on:** January 19, 2010, 12:29:03 PM »

I childproofed my home - but they still get in!
very funny scotty - now beam down my pants!

Mdub · « **Reply #61 on:** January 20, 2010, 12:12:49 AM »

"Can't we all just hit a bong"?

bill440cars · « **Reply #62 on:** January 20, 2010, 08:02:44 AM »

Let me tell you all what my wife told an Arkansas State Trooper once.

We were coming back from Little Rock on I-40 and got pulled over for speeding. Well, when the trooper came up to my door, Brenda said to him, "You should have seen how fast he was going before YOU clocked him!

(at that point, I was not a happy camper, to say the least) The trooper looked at her and looked at me and simply said to slow down and be safe. Then he looked at her then back at me and walked back to his car.

Never even gave me a warning ticket! Probably felt sorry for me!

I could not figure what possessed Brenda to say that, BUT I didn't gwet a ticket!

We talked abouit that off and on for several years.

Magpie · « **Reply #63 on:** January 20, 2010, 08:08:48 AM »

I used to have one on the back window of my Datsun 510. In big capital letters it said "MOTORCYCLES". In smaller letters in a rectangle across the middle of the sticker it said "PUT SOMETHING EXCITING BETWEEN YOUR LEGS". I loved watching the expression on peoples faces after they squinted to read it and got it. Especially the women.
Cheers,
Cliff.

Joe Mig · « **Reply #64 on:** January 20, 2010, 10:09:58 AM »

Quote from: bill440cars on January 20, 2010, 08:02:44 AM

Let me tell you all what my wife told an Arkansas State Trooper once.

We were coming back from Little Rock on I-40 and got pulled over for speeding. Well, when the trooper came up to my door, Brenda said to him, "You should have seen how fast he was going before YOU clocked him! (at that point, I was not a happy camper, to say the least) The trooper looked at her and looked at me and simply said to slow down and be safe. Then he looked at her then back at me and walked back to his car. Never even gave me a warning ticket! Probably felt sorry for me! I could not figure what possessed Brenda to say that, BUT I didn't gwet a ticket! We talked abouit that off and on for several years.

Bill; I bet you were not in the VW Thing .

bill440cars · « **Reply #65 on:** January 20, 2010, 12:17:56 PM »

Quote from: Joe Mig on January 20, 2010, 10:09:58 AM

Quote from: bill440cars on January 20, 2010, 08:02:44 AM
Let me tell you all what my wife told an Arkansas State Trooper once.

We were coming back from Little Rock on I-40 and got pulled over for speeding. Well, when the trooper came up to my door, Brenda said to him, "You should have seen how fast he was going before YOU clocked him! (at that point, I was not a happy camper, to say the least) The trooper looked at her and looked at me and simply said to slow down and be safe. Then he looked at her then back at me and walked back to his car. Never even gave me a warning ticket! Probably felt sorry for me! I could not figure what possessed Brenda to say that, BUT I didn't gwet a ticket! We talked abouit that off and on for several years.

Bill; I bet you were not in the VW Thing .

AND, you'd be RIGHT! Fact is, it was the Trusty Old 69' road runner (Her's)!

Good catch, on that.

Speed Limit back then, on I-40 was 75mph and I was used to, should we say "Sailin' along at a pretty good clip?"

bucky katt · « **Reply #66 on:** January 20, 2010, 12:44:00 PM »

i got a new one for the saturn on the way home from my lab appointment "my siamese is smarter than your honor student"

my siamese is actually smarter than any human i think

gane · « **Reply #67 on:** January 21, 2010, 08:02:39 PM »

Not a big fan of stickers, In fact only have 1... '67 El Camino, STILL in progress... "KEEP HONKING,I'M RE-LOADING" G

bill440cars · « **Reply #68 on:** January 21, 2010, 08:24:15 PM »

Quote from: gane on January 21, 2010, 08:02:39 PM

Not a big fan of stickers, In fact only have 1... '67 El Camino, STILL in progress... "KEEP HONKING,I'M RE-LOADING" G

Like THAT one!

bill440cars · « **Reply #69 on:** January 21, 2010, 08:29:23 PM »

Note: No offense intended and none taken, but some seem to get humor out of the bumper stickers poking fun at Honor Students and, just for the record, my Daughter (who is, Special Needs, because of her previous Seizure problems) was a "Resource Student" in Special Ed and managed to get on the Honor Roll.

Like I said, NO offense AND NONE taken, but I'll just slide out of this thread now.

bill440cars · « **Reply #70 on:** January 21, 2010, 09:52:02 PM »

Just like to repeat that I have no basd feelings about remarks concerning Honor Students, I just thought that since I was going to back out of this thread (that I had started), I sghould let it be known as to why. That's all.

bender01 · « **Reply #71 on:** January 21, 2010, 10:02:33 PM »

Reminded me of one of many that I havent posted.
"Get Honor ...and..stay Honor!"

coldright · « **Reply #72 on:** January 21, 2010, 11:05:14 PM »

She offered her honor, I honered her offer, and all night long I was on her and off her.

Joe Mig · « **Reply #73 on:** January 22, 2010, 04:20:53 AM »

Back in NYC when a lot of people were sporting (MEAN PEOPLE SUCK) bumper stickers I had one that said (NICE PEOPLE SWALOW) until I think a neighbor took it off I could never find another one.

razor02097 · « **Reply #74 on:** January 22, 2010, 05:33:01 AM »

"I see dumb people, reading my license plate frame"

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Author Topic: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers! (Read 12870 times)

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