A mate of mine, Mongrel, was riding his new Sportster with his girl on the back and they decided to race another couple to the lake. As they approached there was a small gap in a fence and mongrel went for it! He won the race and found out how #$%*e HD brakes are as he went into the edge of the lake. This had an instant stopping effect which catapulted his girl over his head into the lake. She popped up just deep enough so that her helmet had formed a seal and she was drowning. mongrel didn't want to get off and drop the bike in the water so the other couple resacued her. She was pissed! He took her home and then went on to a party. He had a "few" brews and everbody was taking the piss about his adventure. Annoyed, he stripped off except for his boots and took off for home, his still wet clothes bungeed to the rear seat. Halfway home his jeans came loose, wrapped around the chain and stalled the bike. He managed to retrieve his underpants from the pocket of his jeans, covered in grease and then went up to a house and asked to use the phone!
