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Offline Inigo Montoya

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if murdered
« on: January 14, 2010, 10:09:29 AM »
Came across this site last night.
ifmurdered.com

Some pretty funny stuff on it!
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Offline CBJoe

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Re: if murdered
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2010, 07:33:56 PM »
Very nice...  ;D

"If murdered, i will require that anyone who wants my inheritance will have to eat a spoonful of my ashes."

I have a friend that wants to be cooked into a stew so that all of his friends can enjoy his company ONE LAST TIME   :D

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... the sour @$#@.... probably tastes like vinegar  ;)
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Offline CBJoe

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Re: if murdered
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2010, 07:39:15 PM »
Ok... I just read through more of that site.....

I just about died  .... multiple times....

"If murdered, it will be on my wedding night. My fiancee and I have saved ourselves for marriage, and to be honest, I'm afraid of her. I have nightmares of her with a praying mantis body tearing my head off and eating it after we have sex the first time. "

Thank you for that... it made my week
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« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2010, 01:52:14 AM »
freakin awesome!
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