Paddy and Paddy, two Irishmen,
went out one day and each bought a pig
When they got home, Paddy turned to Paddy and said,
"Paddy, me ol' mate,
How are we going to tell who owns which Foo*in' Pig?"
Paddy says, "Well Paddy, I'll cut one of te ears off my Foo*in Pig,
and ten we can tell them apart."
"Ah, dat id be grand," says Paddy.
This worked fine until a couple of weeks later,
when Paddy stormed into the house.
"Paddy" he said,
"Your Foo*in Pig has chewed the ear off my Foo*in Pig.
Now we got two foo*in pigs with one ear each.
How are we going to tell who owns which foo*in pig.?"
"Well Paddy," says Paddy,"I'll cut ta other ear off my foo*in pig.
Ten we'll ave two foo*in pigs and only one of them will avan ear".
"Ah tat'd be grand" says Paddy.
Again, this worked fine until a couple of weeks later,
when Paddy again stormed into the house.
"Paddy", he said,
"Your foo*in pig has chewed the other ear offa my foo*in pig!!!.
Now, we got two foo*in pigs with no foo*in ears!!!.
How we gonna tell who owns which foo*in pig?"
"Ah, dis is serious, Paddy" said Paddy. " I'll tell ya what I'll do.
I'll cut de tail offa my foo*in pig.
Den we'll av two foo*in pigs with no foo*in ears and
only one foo*in tail."
"Ah tat'd be grand" says Paddy.
Another couple of weeks went by and..........you guessed it,
Paddy stormed into the house once more.
"PADDY," shouted Paddy,
"YOUR FOO*IN PIG HAS CHEWED THE FOO*IN TAIL OFF A MY FOO*IN PIG, AND NOW WE GOT TWO FOO*IN PIGS WITH NO FOO*IN EARS AND
NO FOO*IN TAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
HOW DE FOO* ARE WE GONNA FOO*IN TELL'EM APART !!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Ah, Foo* it" says Paddy,
"How's about you have the black one, and I'll have the white one"
