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Offline bucky katt

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Re: shopping with the girlfriend
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2010, 10:23:45 PM »
I just wander up by the cabbages and let go, no one notices.....cabbages are supposed to smell like farts. ;D
I think the thing I most like about motorcycling is the speed at which my brain must process information at to avoid the numb skulls who are eating pies, playing the ukulele, applying make-up etc in the comfort of their airconditioned armchairs as they make random attempts to kill me!!!!!!!

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Re: shopping with the girlfriend
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2010, 07:17:23 PM »
My wife's former brother-in-law (RIP) used to let 'em rip in the grocery store, and stand at the end of the aisle and watch the faces of people as they walk through the "cloud".   :P