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Offline bucky katt

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like the song from ren and stimpy "dont whiz on the electric fence"
« on: March 01, 2010, 05:38:09 PM »
it's never funny when someone is killed but this still made me laugh so hard i shot beer out my nose


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35650429/ns/us_news-life/

MONTESANO, Wash. - Authorities believe a Washington man was killed by accidentally urinating on a downed power line after a car crash.

Grays Harbor County sheriff's Deputy Dave Pimentel said Monday 50-year-old Roy Messenger was not seriously hurt after he collided with a power pole Friday and called a relative to pull his car from a ditch.

However, family members found Messenger electrocuted when they arrived.
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Pimentel says Messenger apparently urinated into a roadside ditch but didn't see the live wire. The urine stream likely served as a conductor, allowing the electricity to reach his body.

Pimentel says there will be an autopsy but burn marks indicated the way the electricity traveled through Messenger's body.
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Re: like the song from ren and stimpy "dont whiz on the electric fence"
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2010, 04:30:27 AM »
OOOOOh....Owwwww!
This should almost be in the Humor section.
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Re: like the song from ren and stimpy "dont whiz on the electric fence"
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2010, 04:51:39 AM »
this reminds me of a video i saw on youtube a while back where a guy peed on an electric fence and you could see the sparks going to his little dangling buddy.

found it

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Re: like the song from ren and stimpy "dont whiz on the electric fence"
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2010, 09:29:37 AM »
i think id rather be the dead guy, than the idiot trying to explain to the nurse how he over cooked his sausage! thats gotta hurt...
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Re: like the song from ren and stimpy "dont whiz on the electric fence"
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2010, 12:51:43 PM »
Myth busters busted this one but they apparently didn't use enough voltage.
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Re: like the song from ren and stimpy "dont whiz on the electric fence"
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2010, 01:49:33 PM »
Every farm kid has whizzed on an electric fence. I was about 7.  :o
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Re: like the song from ren and stimpy "dont whiz on the electric fence"
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2010, 02:12:01 PM »
Quote from: grumburg on March 02, 2010, 01:49:33 PM
Every farm kid has whizzed on an electric fence. I was about 7.  :o

Me too. ;D  It won't knock you on your ass but you know not to do it again.
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Re: like the song from ren and stimpy "dont whiz on the electric fence"
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2010, 02:18:50 PM »
oh i found out the hard way that you do get shocked when whizzing on a hot wire. gave new meaning to the term "hot rod"
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