Paddy O'Shea thought it would be the neighborly thing to do to go next door and welcome the new couple to the neighborhood.
Five hours later he staggered home and up to the bedroom.
His wife asked, "So, Paddy, how are the new neighbors?"
"Nice enough, I guess," Paddy replied, "but they have no class. They brought out a quart of the worst whiskey I've ever tasted. A couple of times, I thought about not finishing it!"
