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Offline Terry in Australia

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Re: Are you different in real life than you are in the forum?
« Reply #50 on: March 04, 2010, 02:47:12 PM »
In real life I have to dumb myself down in order to fit in. I still ride a bicycle but only if it is warm and then only to starbucks for coffee and a smoke. I tend to talk to much, more so if my sugars are out of whack, I tend to tick people off with my honesty and it usually gets me in trouble mainly because most people don't really want the truth, they can't handle it as Jack would say. On line I am ten feet tall and bullet proof, ah to be young and invincible again if only in my dreams.

Hey that's cool mate, I always wondered what happened to Peewee Herman after the "dick" incident?  ;D

Hey, re: the honesty thing, I've found that you can be 100% honest with people without ticking them off, but it's the way you deliver your "honesty" that makes all the difference. It may well be that they CAN handle the truth, you just don't know how to deliver it. ;)


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Thanks Ed, but I'm married mate. To a woman.  Terry In Australia. (you gay guys with your subtle nuances............................  ::)  )
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Re: Are you different in real life than you are in the forum?
« Reply #51 on: March 04, 2010, 02:55:08 PM »
Haha!!!  No thanks, I'll pass on that moustache ride, Terry!  Tia C. is still welcome to enjoy one, however.


(**** Tia, if you are reading this, PM me.  I'll call you, but I don't think I'm the "relationship type".)


Thanks Ed, but I'm married mate. To a woman.  Terry In Australia. (you gay guys with your subtle nuances............................  ::)  )
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Re: Are you different in real life than you are in the forum?
« Reply #52 on: March 04, 2010, 03:14:34 PM »
I dont haf spel chek in reel lyfe.
Otherwise about the same.
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Re: Are you different in real life than you are in the forum?
« Reply #53 on: March 04, 2010, 03:15:34 PM »
LOL thats why it gets me in trouble I just blurt it out.

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Re: Are you different in real life than you are in the forum?
« Reply #54 on: March 04, 2010, 03:19:26 PM »
i'm short, fat and ugly but i DO have a bizarre sense of humor and i like critters better than i like most people. i also love the way getting tattooed feels
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Re: Are you different in real life than you are in the forum?
« Reply #55 on: March 04, 2010, 09:36:01 PM »
I have less hair in real life. but I did find it, it fell down into my shirt and took root on my back. :o
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Re: Are you different in real life than you are in the forum?
« Reply #56 on: March 04, 2010, 11:30:58 PM »

Ok, now you all have me feeling a little guilty about my previous post.

In real life, I actually am the pope.


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Re: Are you different in real life than you are in the forum?
« Reply #57 on: March 05, 2010, 02:29:13 AM »
LOL thats why it gets me in trouble I just blurt it out.

I know the feeling mate, just this morning I meant to ask the wife to pass me the marmalade, and instead I said, you fcuking bittch, you've ruined my life! ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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Re: Are you different in real life than you are in the forum?
« Reply #58 on: March 05, 2010, 03:17:47 AM »
Thats funny, i asked for two pickets to titsburg. :o
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Re: Are you different in real life than you are in the forum?
« Reply #59 on: March 05, 2010, 06:12:30 AM »
LOL thats why it gets me in trouble I just blurt it out.

I know the feeling mate, just this morning I meant to ask the wife to pass me the marmalade, and instead I said, you fcuking bittch, you've ruined my life! ;D
If I said that to the old lady who is Polish and grew up in an Italian neighborhood I would wake up with my D1ck in a knot. I love a Woman with spirit.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Are you different in real life than you are in the forum?
« Reply #60 on: March 05, 2010, 06:20:32 AM »
Bobby 4-in hand or Gordian?
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Re: Are you different in real life than you are in the forum?
« Reply #61 on: March 05, 2010, 07:08:33 AM »
Bobby 4-in hand or Gordian?
Bill the demon.

If the latter, avoid Macedonian conquerors. 

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Re: Are you different in real life than you are in the forum?
« Reply #62 on: March 05, 2010, 07:28:22 AM »
Bobby 4-in hand or Gordian?
Bill the demon.
With either of those two I would be bragging. Just a simple overhand is all she could do. She used to like to punch me in the side till I told her she reached the limit and I would knock her on her ass the next time. That was 30 years ago. I like a Woman with spirit.   
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Re: Are you different in real life than you are in the forum?
« Reply #63 on: March 05, 2010, 07:29:13 AM »
Sadly I am the same in real life...

mostly pretty quiet, tend to avoid the controversial conversations and confrontations. Will throw my 2 cents when I think it can help but generally just throw some levity into situations that I think can use it.


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Re: Are you different in real life than you are in the forum?
« Reply #64 on: March 05, 2010, 09:07:02 AM »
LOL thats why it gets me in trouble I just blurt it out.

I know the feeling mate, just this morning I meant to ask the wife to pass me the marmalade, and instead I said, you fcuking bittch, you've ruined my life! ;D

When did you get so damn funny?
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Re: Are you different in real life than you are in the forum?
« Reply #65 on: March 05, 2010, 09:12:11 AM »
100% analog in the real world but digital here.
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Re: Are you different in real life than you are in the forum?
« Reply #66 on: March 05, 2010, 09:30:45 AM »
Online or in person, lots of folks think I'm.......different.....
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Re: Are you different in real life than you are in the forum?
« Reply #67 on: March 05, 2010, 09:31:20 AM »
In real life I'm a complete wuss given to pontificating a lot. Usually I'm a loner but I enjoy my close friends' company. Don't have many of those, but a lot of acquaintances I'm on on friendly terms with.
I do have an attitude problem with complete twats and middle management. OOoops just realised they're one and the same.

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Re: Are you different in real life than you are in the forum?
« Reply #68 on: March 05, 2010, 09:35:21 AM »
As a middle manager I must say I resemble that remark!!

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Re: Are you different in real life than you are in the forum?
« Reply #69 on: March 05, 2010, 10:19:40 AM »
In real life I'm a complete wuss given to pontificating a lot. Usually I'm a loner but I enjoy my close friends' company. Don't have many of those, but a lot of acquaintances I'm on on friendly terms with.
I do have an attitude problem with complete twats and middle management. OOoops just realised they're one and the same.

Sounds like you might of listened to this song way back when.  The Friends part is really right on in the lyrics.  Since then the word Friend has had a new and true meaning to me.

The word Friend is not given lightly by me. I have tons of aquaintances though.  ---Sorry, carry on y'all!

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Re: Are you different in real life than you are in the forum?
« Reply #70 on: March 05, 2010, 10:21:29 AM »
I'm a little taller in real life.
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Re: Are you different in real life than you are in the forum?
« Reply #71 on: March 05, 2010, 10:58:41 AM »
LOL thats why it gets me in trouble I just blurt it out.

I know the feeling mate, just this morning I meant to ask the wife to pass me the marmalade, and instead I said, you fcuking bittch, you've ruined my life! ;D

I about fell outta my chair. I really did not expect that.  :D
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Re: Are you different in real life than you are in the forum?
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Re: Are you different in real life than you are in the forum?
« Reply #73 on: March 05, 2010, 02:49:52 PM »
In real life, I quit smoking years ago.
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Re: Are you different in real life than you are in the forum?
« Reply #74 on: March 05, 2010, 03:01:27 PM »
thats called a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraprosdokian, i love wiki

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