New info on the exciting new BMW s1000rr...
* The s1000rr is so fast that it's the only bike who's lap times are expressed with a negative number.
* When you do a valve adjustment of an s1000rr, the valves automatically get adjusted on any other bikes in the vicinity.
* Actually, the valves on the s1000rr never go out of spec, the specs get rewritten based on its valve clearance.
* Normal dino oil automatically becomes synthetic when used in an s1000rr, and it becomes fat free and tastes great over a salad.
* The 1000 in the s1000rr name actually denotes the bike's trap speed in mph during 1/4 mile runs...excuse me, I meant 1/8 mile runs.
* The s1000rr doesn't pose at Starbucks...Starbucks poses next to it.
* The s1000rr uses an rsv4 as a pitbike.
* You will never find a printout of a dyno sheet on an s1000rr because they haven't made a sheet of paper big enough for it.
* The s1000rr is the only bike that can indicate a left turn and a right turn at the same time and then follow through.
* If you put an s1000rr sticker on your toyota, toyota won't recall it because it is just so awesome.
* The s1000rr is so awesome it collected Jay Leno.
* The s1000rr can not only do a 12 oclock wheelie, but it can do the noon and midnight versions.
AND...
* the BMW s1000rr has four modes...rain, awesome, awesomer, and Chuck Norris.
