Topic: Aussie Aussie Aussie BAA BAA BAA

[Hush]

An Aussie (probably named Terry) walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a lead.

"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
He says.

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says,
"If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep,
Not a cow."


The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous #$%*,
You'd realize I was talking to the sheep."
 

[HavocTurbo]

*spits out drink*

gahahaha

[Duke McDukiedook]

Hehe

[Markcb750]

Bloke from Australia's outback was visiting in Sydney when he  saw an ad for a restaurant that read:

"Happy Hour Special: Lobster Tail & Beer."

"Oy!" said the Outbacker. "My three favorite things!"



Understanding punctuation is critical for effective communication.