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At The Doctor's Office
« on: March 05, 2010, 04:22:29 AM »

An older man goes in for his yearly physical, with his wife tagging along.
When the doctor enters the examination room, he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"

The wife yells back to him, "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR."
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Re: At The Doctor's Office
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2010, 12:25:28 PM »
Nice one. ;D
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« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2010, 07:02:36 PM »
Man, I am on the floor, pissing my pants with that one. I haven't laughed that hard in awhile. Must of hit me just right.
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Re: At The Doctor's Office
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2010, 04:19:03 PM »
Quote from: Blackhorse on March 05, 2010, 07:02:36 PM
Man, I am on the floor, pissing my pants with that one. I haven't laughed that hard in awhile. Must of hit me just right.
Well, that just leaves the stool and semen sample to go.
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