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Two Aussie farm workers
« on: March 05, 2010, 12:52:32 PM »
Two Aussie farm workers Terry and Bazza were out walking the fenceline one day when they chanced upon a female sheep with it's head stuck through the fence.
Not having been to town for a few months, anything female was fair game so Bazza ripped off his trousers and rushed down to take advantage of the poor sheep.
When he had finished he turned to Terry, "Your turn" says Bazza.
"I'm not sure my head will fit through the fence" Terry cried. ;D
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Re: Two Aussie farm workers
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2010, 01:37:00 PM »
thats funny.........i've always heard that one told with 2 Kiwi farmers!  ;D
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Re: Two Aussie farm workers
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2010, 03:47:52 PM »
Quote from: bucky katt on March 05, 2010, 01:37:00 PM
thats funny.........i've always heard that one told with 2 Kiwi farmers!  ;D

Your correct Bucky, those bloody Kiwi's are trying to palm off their sheep fetish on us Aussies.
Do you know how Kiwi's find sheep in long grass.?




























Delightful......... ;D ;D ;D ;)


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Re: Two Aussie farm workers
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2010, 04:43:17 PM »
The moto of the international sheepherders associaation is Sheepus Condore Maximus

Roughly translates to SHEEP LIE
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Re: Two Aussie farm workers
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2010, 06:46:48 PM »
Quote from: retro rocket on March 05, 2010, 03:47:52 PM
Quote from: bucky katt on March 05, 2010, 01:37:00 PM
thats funny.........i've always heard that one told with 2 Kiwi farmers!  ;D

Your correct Bucky, those bloody Kiwi's are trying to palm off their sheep fetish on us Aussies.
Do you know how Kiwi's find sheep in long grass.?




























Delightful......... ;D ;D ;D ;)


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 :D :D :D
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Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.
Mark Twain - Notebook, 1894
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