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people wonder why I refuse to wear a kilt...
« on: March 07, 2010, 11:39:55 AM »
Just look at all that happens to people (on here)that wear them

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 I aint never wearing one...................................................... ;)
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Re: people wonder why I refuse to wear a kilt...
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2010, 01:17:50 PM »
hey now.................
Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.
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Re: people wonder why I refuse to wear a kilt...
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2010, 01:30:41 PM »
Hey, no harm meant.. just a spoof thread..
 Like we used to do every week on the ebay forums..
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Re: people wonder why I refuse to wear a kilt...
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2010, 01:32:18 PM »
Yeah, during St. Pat's at school I would convert a plaid skirt into a kilt and there was always a few randy girls that just HAD to see if I was wearing underwear or not- and get a chance to peek at my junk. It kind of pissed me off because you go doing that to any woman and they'll lock your ass up for that kind of #$%*.

Depended on how warm it was out whether I went commando or not.
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Re: people wonder why I refuse to wear a kilt...
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2010, 02:36:26 PM »
Yeah, during St. Pat's at school I would convert a plaid skirt into a kilt and there was always a few randy girls that just HAD to see if I was wearing underwear or not- and get a chance to peek at my junk. It kind of pissed me off because you go doing that to any woman and they'll lock your ass up for that kind of #$%*.

Depended on how warm it was out whether I went commando or not.


i also used to do rennasaince fairs and that really was a major problem, drunken idiot women trying to pull up my kilt. i quit doing the fairs because of it. if it was a guy trying to pull up my kilt i could deck him but theres no way i'd hit a woman no matter what she did.
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Re: people wonder why I refuse to wear a kilt...
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2010, 06:38:25 PM »
pull up a womans skirt and you land in jail
go figure
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Re: people wonder why I refuse to wear a kilt...
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2010, 07:04:10 PM »
Yeah, during St. Pat's at school I would convert a plaid skirt into a kilt and there was always a few randy girls that just HAD to see if I was wearing underwear or not- and get a chance to peek at my junk. It kind of pissed me off because you go doing that to any woman and they'll lock your ass up for that kind of #$%*.

Depended on how warm it was out whether I went commando or not.


i also used to do rennasaince fairs and that really was a major problem, drunken idiot women trying to pull up my kilt. i quit doing the fairs because of it. if it was a guy trying to pull up my kilt i could deck him but theres no way i'd hit a woman no matter what she did.

If a chick pulled up my Kilt, she better be ready to deliver.
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