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GEOGRAPHY LESSONS
« on: March 08, 2010, 09:50:23 AM »
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
 
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. 
Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
 
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe.
Well developed and open to trade, especially
for someone of real value.
 
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain. 
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
 
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece. 
Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
 
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain. 
With a glorious and all conquering past.
 
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel. 
She's been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
 
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada.
Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
 
After 70, she becomes like Tibet.
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages....
An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
 
GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
 
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran. 
Ruled by nuts.
 
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Re: GEOGRAPHY LESSONS
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2010, 10:03:01 AM »
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Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.
Mark Twain - Notebook, 1894