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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #50 on: March 14, 2010, 05:09:32 PM »
welllllllll there ARE riding breeches men wear when riding horses in an english saddle................i dont really know WHY i dont think women should wear klts, i just dont.
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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #51 on: March 14, 2010, 05:26:13 PM »
Hey Bucky, it's only a kilt until you twirl. Then it's a skirt... ;D ;D

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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #52 on: March 14, 2010, 05:29:21 PM »
Just in case you can never quite sit comfy in your kilt, a chair made just for you...  :o :D

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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #53 on: March 14, 2010, 05:36:37 PM »
Quote from: MickeyX on March 14, 2010, 05:29:21 PM
Just in case you can never quite sit comfy in your kilt, a chair made just for you...  :o :D



that made me spit beer everywhere LOL
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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #54 on: March 15, 2010, 07:07:31 AM »
Quote from: MickeyX on March 14, 2010, 05:29:21 PM
Just in case you can never quite sit comfy in your kilt, a chair made just for you...  :o :D



That looks REALLY comfortable!!!!

It might be a wee bit cold at first touch though.........
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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #55 on: March 15, 2010, 11:51:42 AM »
Very cool chair, do they do a female version also? ;D
Anyhow what's wrong with men in tights?
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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #56 on: March 15, 2010, 01:16:15 PM »
nothin'... but I do have an interesting "story" about where "Prince Alberts" came from related to men in tights...
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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #57 on: March 15, 2010, 08:27:58 PM »
tellus !!  pleeeesssee   !!!
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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #58 on: March 15, 2010, 08:40:00 PM »
Quote from: MickeyX on March 14, 2010, 05:29:21 PM
Just in case you can never quite sit comfy in your kilt, a chair made just for you...  :o :D



The more I look at that stool, the more I wonder, why? ???
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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #59 on: March 15, 2010, 09:38:40 PM »
the more I see those ball pits, the more I think "How creepy would it be, working with that dude in wood shop, watching him carefully whittle out the testicular depressions, sit on the stool 'just so', wiggle around a little, then get up and start whittling again? "
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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #60 on: March 15, 2010, 10:55:52 PM »
My question is what would you do with your Sporran? ;)
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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #61 on: March 15, 2010, 11:04:19 PM »
well that stays in your lap on top of the kilt, so no problem...
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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #62 on: March 16, 2010, 12:30:46 AM »
Quote from: Kit on March 15, 2010, 09:38:40 PM
the more I see those ball pits, the more I think "How creepy would it be, working with that dude in wood shop, watching him carefully whittle out the testicular depressions, sit on the stool 'just so', wiggle around a little, then get up and start whittling again? "

 :D :D :D

got me laughing so hard i woke the cats up, geez, what a mental picture i got from that.
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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #63 on: March 16, 2010, 04:50:31 AM »
I am trying to figure out how I could carve out the foam on the seat of my 750 to look like that.
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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #64 on: March 16, 2010, 08:56:10 AM »
maybe lay out pre-warmed tinfoil on the seat and loosely tack down, then sit on it and see where you left your mark?  The hard part would be indenting the leather or vinyl on the seat to match.
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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #65 on: March 16, 2010, 09:53:05 AM »
I love it when a goofy question gets a serious answer, thanks Kit. It actually drives me to see if I could make it work

I do like the "pre warmed tinfoil " idea.
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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #66 on: March 16, 2010, 10:04:49 AM »
You could also make a plaster cast.  Just make sure you use ALOT of vaseline.
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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #67 on: March 16, 2010, 10:42:28 AM »
I getting concerned on where this thread is headed.....................
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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #68 on: March 16, 2010, 12:16:57 PM »
or shave really really well and make sure you're warm enough. if you're going through all this effort to make a really, really form-fitting seat, you want it to fit when everythings hangin' low, like when you're sweating your ass off in your leathers as opposed to a cold rainy day where some shrinkage may occur.
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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #69 on: March 16, 2010, 01:48:43 PM »
Kiwis' don't have trouble with shrinkage, maybe this is just and Aussie or American problem. ;D
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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #70 on: March 16, 2010, 02:30:44 PM »
I just assumed that the presence of vasoline would ensure that there was no shrinkage. 
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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #71 on: March 16, 2010, 02:45:11 PM »
This thread has got me laughing pretty hard... I've got some Scottish heritage in me, Where might I find a kilt... hahaha.
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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #72 on: March 16, 2010, 05:57:13 PM »
Quote from: coldright on March 16, 2010, 02:30:44 PM
I just assumed that the presence of vasoline would ensure that there was no shrinkage. 

well we don't want swelling, either. ;)
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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #73 on: March 16, 2010, 06:09:20 PM »
Quote from: Hush on March 16, 2010, 01:48:43 PM
Kiwis' don't have trouble with shrinkage, maybe this is just and Aussie or American problem. ;D
Now Now Now leave the Yanks out of this. Shrinkage is universal.
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Re: A Kilt, a bike, and the road
« Reply #74 on: March 16, 2010, 06:34:42 PM »
Quote from: Hush on March 16, 2010, 01:48:43 PM
Kiwis' don't have trouble with shrinkage, maybe this is just and Aussie or American problem. ;D

That's because Kiwi's are born "pre-shrunk". Well, that's what your missus told me in the shower this morning.......... ;D
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