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the census, and you!
« on: March 18, 2010, 04:34:03 PM »
 census dude was here today, her's what happened.
    people counter:   hi,  anyone else live here?
                   G:   well the other members of my coven are away at the moment, but they shall return shortly.
    people counter:   oh...  does everyone have their own room or flight of stairs, or their own doorway?
                   G:   um... we share everything...
    people counter:   what's your po box number. do you use the post office?
                   G:   i dont know.
    ( after this all my responses ended with "i dont know".)
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« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2010, 04:42:18 PM »
census dude was here today, her's what happened.
    people counter:   hi,  anyone else live here?
                   G:   well the other members of my coven are away at the moment, but they shall return shortly.
    people counter:   oh...  does everyone have their own room or flight of stairs, or their own doorway?
                   G:   um... we share everything...
    people counter:   what's your po box number. do you use the post office?
                   G:   i dont know.
    ( after this all my responses ended with "i dont know".)
  lol !

HA! we got the census mail version yesterday. I have no problem with answering what I consider to be
constitutionally recognized questions. Such as people in the house, age, relationship etc....stuff I seen on
census forms from back in the early 1800's.
I however think it none of their business what my phone number is, whether my house is paid for or not,
and there may have been a couple more I left unanswered. I answered what I wanted to and skipped the others.
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« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2010, 04:50:42 PM »
all im putting on mine is there are 2 people living in the house
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« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2010, 05:03:40 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2010, 05:11:14 PM »
I strongly urge all Republicans, conservatives, and Tea Party members to throw it away.  It is a Liberal plot and you will all be thrown into re-education camps if you mail this in.  They are building one on some vacant land in my neighborhood at this moment.

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« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2010, 05:47:42 PM »
I strongly urge all Republicans, conservatives, and Tea Party members to throw it away.  It is a Liberal plot and you will all be thrown into re-education camps if you mail this in.  They are building one on some vacant land in my neighborhood at this moment.

   Wow! I must have missed something. When was Minnesota renamed Paranoia?  ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2010, 05:52:01 PM »
all im putting on mine is there are 2 people living in the house

Hey Mark,
that's what I started to do myself. but then I thought about censuses I'd read back then and
thought, well maybe it's okay to answer a couple more. Lots of folks are going with what you've stated.
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« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2010, 06:12:57 PM »


        Yeah, I got mine AND, when I went to take care of my Dad, he told me that there was something I needed to see. He had gotten one there at the Assisted Living place, when his current mailing address, is MY address. ::) Guess that might mess them up, if they were to send both to me. ???
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« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2010, 08:54:15 PM »
I strongly urge all Republicans, conservatives, and Tea Party members to throw it away.  It is a Liberal plot and you will all be thrown into re-education camps if you mail this in.  They are building one on some vacant land in my neighborhood at this moment.

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« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2010, 09:24:57 PM »
You all do realize that you could be fined for not answering the questions don't you? I am not stating anything one way or the other. Just pointing out a fact.

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« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2010, 10:35:34 PM »
I strongly urge all Republicans, conservatives, and Tea Party members to throw it away.  It is a Liberal plot and you will all be thrown into re-education camps if you mail this in.  They are building one on some vacant land in my neighborhood at this moment.

   Wow! I must have missed something. When was Minnesota renamed Paranoia?  ;D ;D ;D

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It's called the 6th District in Minnesota represented by Rapture Republican Michelle Bachmann.  She actually told people not to fill it out and talked of "concentration" camps for conservatives not too long ago.  Something is in the water there and thankfully I don't live in that district. ;D
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« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2010, 12:31:51 AM »
Every time they come to my door i tell them i am a New Zealand resident and they just go away..... ;D
They musn't like Kiwi's...... ;D ;D ;D ;)

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« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2010, 07:20:59 AM »
Hey RR do they go "Baaa" and run away.
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« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2010, 08:09:52 AM »
I strongly urge all Republicans, conservatives, and Tea Party members to throw it away.  It is a Liberal plot and you will all be thrown into re-education camps if you mail this in.  They are building one on some vacant land in my neighborhood at this moment.

   Wow! I must have missed something. When was Minnesota renamed Paranoia?  ;D ;D ;D

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It's called the 6th District in Minnesota represented by Rapture Republican Michelle Bachmann.  She actually told people not to fill it out and talked of "concentration" camps for conservatives not too long ago.  Something is in the water there and thankfully I don't live in that district. ;D

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« Reply #15 on: March 19, 2010, 08:42:39 AM »
i did mine. but i too, wondered why they need my phone #.... they probably sold it to the highest foreign telemarketing bidder...

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« Reply #16 on: March 19, 2010, 08:52:17 AM »
Not like a phone number is private anyways though.

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« Reply #17 on: March 19, 2010, 09:10:22 AM »
Way to stick it to the man!  You census survey rebels!!!

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« Reply #18 on: March 19, 2010, 09:36:22 AM »
Way to stick it to the man!  You census survey rebels!!!

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« Reply #19 on: March 19, 2010, 09:47:09 AM »
POP!


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« Reply #20 on: March 19, 2010, 10:51:20 AM »
I just filled mine out.  Saw no reason for rebellion.  Now if they come in black helicopters to take me away I may change my mind. ;D

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« Reply #21 on: March 19, 2010, 02:59:58 PM »
Hey RR do they go "Baaa" and run away.
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« Reply #22 on: March 19, 2010, 03:07:10 PM »
i will fill mine out
the only question i have is why they need to know if i own my house?
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« Reply #23 on: March 19, 2010, 09:33:29 PM »
If you do own it outright they will compensate you with more hardtack in the FEMA camps.

To make up for the loss on your "investment".  :)
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« Reply #24 on: March 19, 2010, 10:03:48 PM »
I prefer to have my fun with the business directory. Our neighbor turned in our cat as a 9 year old black student named Tom. fun ever since. I wondered if I could get him ID and a credit card.
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