Hi Terry. I may be able to help you out here.
I hold the only world license to hunt "The West Australian 3 Toed Vinyl". I hunt these in spring during the mating season as the sound of two "Vinyls" skins rubbing together is quite distinct.
I also have a breeding program where I can colour match varying shades of blackness according to customer specifications. I feed my captive "Vinyls" straight Vegemite daily and when the appropriate seat cover colour is reached kill them humanely by hitting em on the head with an old CB750 front fork (Sandcast of course). I then skin em and let them bake in this pure Aussie sunlight we have here. If anyone needs "Sandcast" seat covers I hunt "Vinyls" that live near the beach their skin is impregnated with genuine Australian beachsand.
To placate the "Greenies" among us I use the Japanese mantra "I only kill em for scientific research purposes!".
Terry your seat cover is obviously made from one of those fake "Vinyls" that are available cheaply in the US of A. "Buy Australian" before some American corporation buys out the rights.
Can everyone please keep this information secret regarding the quality of my "Vinyls" otherwise George W and his henchmen may need an excuse to invade Orstralia to free my "Vinyls" from their wretched lives under my care.
I just hope they find Terry first for his subversiveness at actually watching a documentary about 9/11. At least then the flooding of the oil cooler market will cease!!!
