Today I'm out riding after work, enjoying our beautiful weather. Pick up my wife and take her on one of her first rides. I get a few mins from the house on a low traffic road, and there is an older Toyota pickup stopped in the opposite lane. As I blow past him, it looks like he was sleeping on the steering wheel.....
He was right on the backside of a turn, so I went ahead a little bit, flipped around, and came back to check on him. He slurrs that he thinks he ran out of gas. I park the bike, and me and the wife push him onto the shoulder (after reminding him to put it into neutral)
I could smell the alcohol on him through my helmet.
We get him over to the shoulder, I turn on his emergency lights, and we head down the road to the nearest gas station and call the cops.
Seriously. Was driving in that state necessary???