Two nuns slipped out of the convent for a night on the town.
They hit the clubs until closing, but to re-enter the convent grounds they had to crawl under a chain link fence.
Crawling on their bellies, one was drunk enough to pretend it was barbed wire. "Doesn't this make you feel like a Marine?" she asked.
"Sure," the other grunted, "but where are we gonna find one at this hour?"
