Harrrrrrhhh!
We've been insulted by the best!
If you talk to a Kiwi about "Sheep shearing" they'll tell you to get your own .... boom boom.

(Have to understand the 'eccent'.)
Franken.
PS:
Q: How does a Kiwi sheep farmer find his sheep in really long, deep, lush green grass?
A: Absolutely delightful.
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