A recently ordained Irish priest was delivering his first sermon to his new parish.
"As I drove into your town last week, I witnessed three abominations: First, I saw a man in a field committing an unnatural act with a sheep.
"I drove on farther and saw another man committing the same vile act with another sheep.
"And then, at the edge of town, I saw a man committing an abomination with himself."
A voice spoke up from the back of the congregation: "Aye, that'll be old Paddy Fitzpatrick. He never could catch a sheep!"
