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Offline mrblasty

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Dry Balls!!!!
« on: January 20, 2006, 11:24:26 PM »
Well fellers It has been raining here for 29 days straight, I have been commuting in this mess wearing leaky rain pants.
Chronic pee pee pants at work has been a lot of fun with the co-workers.
Well I finally purchased a set of weather proof riding gear, Joe rocket ballistic series armored rain pants for $65.00 off the clearance rack and a Fieldsheer hydroforce 3/4 jacket.
Cant wait for the rain to start up again.
Just braggin'

Dry Balls blasty
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Re: Dry Balls!!!!
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2006, 12:05:13 AM »
Blasty...

Who in town (Portland) has a clearance rack?
Oh, and congrats on the dry nads! 
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Re: Dry Balls!!!!
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2006, 01:59:21 PM »
Yeah the rain fall has certainly slowed since getting the pant and jacket,  Bob Lampheres beaverton honda has a clearance rack with some damned good prices. Right now they have a good number of jackets and 1 or 2 pairs of pants small sizes on the pants.
Check it out if You are looking for something.
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Re: Dry Balls!!!!
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2006, 05:46:24 PM »
tea bag.  ;D

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Re: Dry Balls!!!!
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2006, 09:05:29 PM »
Well fellers It has been raining here for 29 days straight, I have been commuting in this mess wearing leaky rain pants.
Chronic pee pee pants at work has been a lot of fun with the co-workers.
Well I finally purchased a set of weather proof riding gear, Joe rocket ballistic series armored rain pants for $65.00 off the clearance rack and a Fieldsheer hydroforce 3/4 jacket.
Cant wait for the rain to start up again.
Just braggin'

Dry Balls blasty

Good thing too on the dry pants, wouldn't want some funky fungus to set in  ;) ;D LOL

Offline Terry in Australia

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Re: Dry Balls!!!!
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2006, 10:10:44 PM »
I know your pain Mr Blaster, it's 110 deg F (no BS) today, so my balls are a mite sweaty, ha ha! ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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Re: Dry Balls!!!!
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2006, 12:45:00 AM »
Can't thank you enough for sharing that, Terry.
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Re: Dry Balls!!!!
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2006, 01:03:04 PM »
I know your pain Mr Blaster, it's 110 deg F (no BS) today, so my balls are a mite sweaty, ha ha! ;D
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Re: Dry Balls!!!!
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2006, 01:06:03 PM »
I wonder if that's what's degrading the vinyl on his seats... ;)
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Re: Dry Balls!!!!
« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2006, 01:17:14 PM »
I think its the gas emitted from easy cheese ;D Or maybe the EC has polluted his body so bad his sweat now eats seats ;)

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Re: Dry Balls!!!!
« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2006, 04:32:16 PM »
Just think how bad it would be if he still had 3 balls.  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Dry Balls!!!!
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2006, 04:35:27 PM »
Wash your bike, Mrblasty.  It will rain for sure!
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Re: Dry Balls!!!!
« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2006, 05:29:07 PM »
Wash your bike, Mrblasty.  It will rain for sure!

Hey-hey, you're raining on my parade.
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Re: Dry Balls!!!!
« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2006, 05:31:21 PM »
"And it's raining, raining in my shorts" (sung to the tune of "Raining in my heart", by the late, great, and obviously dead, Buddy Holly) Cheers, Terry. ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: Dry Balls!!!!
« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2006, 02:58:19 AM »
"And it's raining, raining in my shorts" (sung to the tune of "Raining in my heart", by the late, great, and obviously dead, Buddy Holly) Cheers, Terry. ;D

I can hear the dogs howling in the distance!  *Hooooooooowwwwwllllllll!*
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