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Offline Stixxy

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Telephone poles
« on: April 01, 2010, 09:47:53 AM »
A power utility company hires 15 guys to install telephone poles. Three teams with 5 guys per team. At 6:00am the foreman gives them instructions on where each of their work locations are and off the guys go to set up the poles.

6:00pm that evening all three teams are back at the foreman's office to finish up and report their progress. Teams 1 and 2 are tired from the work, but the guys on team 3 are totally wiped out, soaked in sweat, breathing heavily, clothes filthy and torn and drinking lots of water.

Foreman: Team 1, how many poles did you put up today?

Team 1: Twenty two sir.

Foreman: Very good. Team 2?

Team 2: Nineteen sir.

Foreman: Not bad but work harder tomorrow.

Team 2: Yes sir.

Foreman: Team 3?

Team 3 (breathing heavily and hardly able to speak): Three sir.

Foreman: THREE???!!!!   THREE???!!!!  WTF is wrong with you guys?!?!  The other teams put up way more poles than you guys!!!



Team 3: Yes, but look how much they left sticking out of the ground!!

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Re: Telephone poles
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2010, 01:02:41 PM »
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Re: Telephone poles
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2010, 11:22:10 PM »
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