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Apparently I'm a bad father.... and I don't have any kids!!!
« on: April 22, 2010, 03:18:04 PM »
Most of you know I run a Simply Amish Furniture store....

Well we have lots of different economic class people who like to purchase and come in and look around.

My little brother got out of school early today. Why? I have no idea. But he calls and asks if he can come hang out with me. He's 11.

I say... "Sure little man, but you'll have to refrain from acting like a raging loon."
He laughs and says... "Wait until you see what I brought for show and tell."

Now I'm not sure what grade he is actually in.... the private schools around here go all year. But the little lunatic brought a huge stuffed unicorn into the store.


Long story short.... he was playing with it in front of a television when this wonderful older couple came in and stopped short. Apparently they thought he was a small girl. (He has long hair and a very high voice)

I laughed and called him my "brister". Which he stopped and laughed at as well. Our little inside joke.

The lady immediately asked what I meant.... I said "brother that looks like a sister".

Well evidently the joke stopped there because I am a horrible parent who shouldn't be making fun of my children like that.


Go figure.  :D
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Re: Apparently I'm a bad father.... and I don't have any kids!!!
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2010, 03:25:17 PM »


YOU BASTARD!!!

btw: What became of the bodiless Panda?



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Re: Apparently I'm a bad father.... and I don't have any kids!!!
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2010, 03:26:31 PM »
We require photos of this alleged brister...

He plays with unicorns now... no more SMASH panda  :-[

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« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2010, 03:29:44 PM »
Soon as we get home I'll get pictures.

He's really quite cute.... for an 11yo boy who looks like a girl.  :D

He wanted me to change my pic to a unicorn.... said it'd be more manly.

I tend to agree. I feel....... empowered. Like taking of my man bra and burning it from atop a billboard.

Should have seen the look on her face though when he said he was a boy and I'm his older brother..... pure awesome.
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Re: Apparently I'm a bad father.... and I don't have any kids!!!
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2010, 03:32:10 PM »
Yes, but did she buy anything?

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« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2010, 03:34:02 PM »
Does an $800 coffee table count?

I tried to go for more but I think she only purchased so she wouldn't look like a #$%*.
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Re: Apparently I'm a bad father.... and I don't have any kids!!!
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2010, 04:15:12 PM »
looks to me like your brother was good luck
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« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2010, 06:14:09 PM »
Have that kid in the shop every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2010, 06:21:10 PM »
If you like "adult swim" thay have a unicorn game one there web site.
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Re: Apparently I'm a bad father.... and I don't have any kids!!!
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2010, 06:29:23 PM »
thats rich My son when he was almost 2 me an a friend of mine were at a restraunt and when the waitress walked by my son babbled a bit then said very loud cute butt!!!!!!  :o she walked back to the table and asked my son what he said and he babbled a bit more and said door!!!!!!!!! looking right at me  ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Apparently I'm a bad father.... and I don't have any kids!!!
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2010, 07:01:29 PM »
Have that kid in the shop every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

           :D That's what I was thinking too! ;)
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Re: Apparently I'm a bad father.... and I don't have any kids!!!
« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2010, 07:07:58 PM »
A boy named Sue?!?
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« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2010, 07:15:27 PM »
f'k that lady.  None of her business. >:(

You should have told her that...after she bought the table.

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Re: Apparently I'm a bad father.... and I don't have any kids!!!
« Reply #13 on: April 22, 2010, 08:08:07 PM »
I wonder if the Amish in my area know they should be selling that stuff for $800? Damn!!

Let the long haired hippy kid go. He's probably just the sensitive type.  :D
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Re: Apparently I'm a bad father.... and I don't have any kids!!!
« Reply #14 on: April 22, 2010, 11:44:01 PM »
Long story short.... he was playing with it in front of a television

The amish make tv's now?  How do they know if they work?....  ;D
and +1 on that adultswim unicorn game I was just thinking that lol
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« Reply #15 on: April 23, 2010, 06:55:32 AM »
Long story short.... he was playing with it in front of a television

The amish make tv's now? 

lol..yeah, they are right over there next to the fireplace heater thingys.   :D
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Re: Apparently I'm a bad father.... and I don't have any kids!!!
« Reply #16 on: April 23, 2010, 07:01:09 AM »
lawls. thanks for the laugh.
but you are a bad father!!!! why the hell are you letting your little boy play with unicorns like that? don't you know he needs to wear a helmet?

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« Reply #17 on: April 23, 2010, 07:13:49 AM »
You lowlife, deadbeat father.  :)
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« Reply #18 on: April 23, 2010, 09:47:48 AM »
...don't you know he needs to wear a helmet?


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Re: Apparently I'm a bad father.... and I don't have any kids!!!
« Reply #20 on: April 25, 2010, 09:04:43 PM »
I have a big brother too, pretty cool at times. He was as big an influence on me as my dad. Picked on me sometimes too. It's all good. ;D
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« Reply #21 on: April 27, 2010, 12:22:44 PM »
f'k that lady.  None of her business. >:(

You should have told her that...after she bought the table.

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Wow.... you need to relax man. I rarely get crap from anyone given how I look. Maybe she felt important.

Say what she likes..... pretty hard to hurt my feelings.
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